REDEngineer
02/26/19 08:42PM
Bad puns.
I've been binging on some Chuggaaconroy LPs, and I actually enjoy his bad puns. So I thought "Why not read some bad puns here?"


And that's why I made this thread. Reply with some puns. They don't have to be sexual puns, just any sort of puns.
SexyDemon975
02/26/19 09:26PM
Offered a job as a bouncer but didn’t get it.

I thought that was strange as the ad said it was an entry level position.
StarShooter
02/26/19 09:42PM
What do you call a wooden Shield?
A defence
Slythe
02/26/19 10:00PM
Leather armour is the best armour for sneaking around in. It's literally made of hide!
BBC_Nate
02/26/19 10:18PM
I sent my pet fish to medical school. A few years later he was appointed as the Sturgeon General of the United States.
Vishka
02/26/19 10:24PM
I used to be a lumberjack. Wood have kept the job, but it didn't pay enough, plus after chopping down a few trees, my back oaked (ached)

Just happy I quit on good terms, instead of just getting axed from the job.
deckofpain99
02/26/19 11:05PM
I was nervous when I got in my first human hamster ball, but then I just rolled with it.
Chase-Sweetass
02/27/19 12:00AM
A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing but you say your mother.
SusieFemlin
02/27/19 05:26AM
What do you call a lesbian with braces?

A box cutter.
SusieFemlin
02/27/19 05:27AM
Why do girls shave?

If you went to a Chinese restaurant, you wouldn’t want hair in your food.
Lusty_Lopunny
02/27/19 05:45AM
You ever groped an angel? Those tits are heavenly. Not to give demons a bad rep, succubus tiddies make for a hell of a time!
Slythe
02/27/19 05:46AM
Chase-Sweetass said:
A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing but you say your mother.


I took a bunch of psychiatrists to an ice skating rink.

I've never seen so many freudians slip.
Anarchy1917
02/27/19 05:49AM
Is old rope good enough for a hanging? Frayed knot, that stuff is bad noose. It could leave you swinging in the breeze.
HentaiSage
02/27/19 05:54AM
I’ve got a bad pun about paper, but let me assure you it’s tearable.

Punm
02/27/19 09:13AM
What do you call two transgender dwarves having sex?





A micro transaction.
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