Mostly tools. I've got a tool box and the thing is, every hand tool out there has a massive handle. I used a screwdriver as a plug, and a hammer for my pussy. Definitely worked it's magic, but now I have actual dildos and plugs so they're just stuck with doing their intended job...

Well, points for getting creative when you had to.

First was a thin toothbrush up my butt, poking my prostate. Holy damn for something that small it made me cum hard as hell. I still use it sometimes even though I have a bunch of real toys. It's very smooth, like glass. The idea of putting a hygiene object up my ass was really naughty (I don't use it to brush my teeth after that xD!)

Next I used a carrot, but I found the texture quite grippy and in hindsight should have peeled them.

A knife handle that was also very smooth. But I found the cold metal not so nice.

Somehow I managed to get a pill bottle up their not so long after. Quite girthy and I came like a slut from the stretch.

Furiously rammed my boypussy with a large glue stick

Corn on the cob is very nice. Huge and smoothish texture.

Used my old nokia as a vibrator up my ass.

Lube bottle a few times, but by then I was already a massive slut a bought heaps of toys soon after.

I also put a chopstick down my urethra which was very nice.

Pool balls. I used to shove them up my pussy and push them deep with the cue, then I'd rub myself until I came and lay them like eggs >\\\<

I've used a legitimate sex toy, which is nice. I once used a tomato (which isn't the best but the juices are nice). Barbie Dolls and knock-off Barbie Dolls. Whipped cream is really good to use as lube but you have to clean really well after.

The best lube is non-acidic aloe vera gel. It's good for the skin.

There's this stuff called Sugru which is basically silly putty, and after a while it hardens into rubber. I've used it to make dildos, plugs, vibrators, gags, even rubber cuffs for self bondage! Pretty good.

That sounds fun. Where do I find this?

You need a LOT. They only sell it in little packets. Also I'm pretty sure it's toxic as fuck, if you're putting it in anything or putting anything in it, use something to cover it, like plastic or rubber. And use the family safe version, the chemicals are milder, it takes a bit longer to cure, but if your cover breaks it should be a little safer. Still though, take it out ASAP if your cover breaks!
sugru.com/buy?gclid=EAIaI...1mrwVWEAAYAiAAEgIl6fD_BwE

Cure?

Harden into rubber. It's considered curing.

Ohhh

That's hot as ffuck. Did you put in more than one?

I've managed three, usually two normal ones and the cue ball. Cue ball first, it's a bit bigger, so it's a good stretch, plus, the normal ones are already challenging to push out, but the cue ball is really hard, it feels so good to push it out <3

You'd have a heck of an explanation to do if one of them got stuck lol. If that doesn't happen though, then it's hot.

One did get stuck once. But a few hours, a pair of salad tongs, and a dextrous boyfriend got it out, and also gave me more than a couple good orgasms along the way <3