Rule 34 - What are some of the things you have used as a sextoy?

LustyDude4U

04/09/19 08:46PM

PrincessJ said:

Mighty_beast said:

PrincessJ said:

Mighty_beast said:

PrincessJ said:
Living with my family I never had the chance to buy sex toys so I had to get creative.

I used: my hand/both hands, clothing pins, pens (you can stretch yourself bigger if you use more pens, so it's great for different sizes), my hairbrush, deo cans, bottles, glue sticks/bottles, different vegetables and fruits (banana, carrots, zucchini, cucumber...), sausages, tooth brush, shampoo bottles, ...
That's all I can remember right now. And I used them in my pussy or ass

Man you been experimenting yourself alot! I wonder what was the biggest thing that made ya orgasm the most!

I think the biggest thing was one of my shampoo bottles. But it was in the shower and already slippery so it worked really well.

Hmm this is a really interesting development i am reading about ya ;D

I hope interesting in a good way! :)

I also thought about some more things: handle of spoons or razors, mascara bottle, corn on the cob

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! CORN! LET THE MATING BEGIN!

Reina

04/09/19 11:21PM

A Donkey Kong amiibo (Don’t ask)

TheE

04/09/19 11:55PM

Reina said:
A Donkey Kong amiibo (Don’t ask)

Reina you have to at least tell which DK amiibo. Smash Bros DK, Mario Party DK or Skylander/Amiibo DK?

Blaiddyd

04/09/19 11:55PM

Reina said:
A Donkey Kong amiibo (Don’t ask)

E X P A N D D O N G

That_One_Pervert

04/10/19 01:10AM

Makeup brush. Felt surprisingly good. Maybe I'll find a girl who can use a strap-on...

Reina

04/10/19 01:12AM

TheE said:

Reina said:
A Donkey Kong amiibo (Don’t ask)

Reina you have to at least tell which DK amiibo. Smash Bros DK, Mario Party DK or Skylander/Amiibo DK?

Smash Bros, obviously. Do I look like the kind of person to play Mario Party lol?

That_One_Pervert

04/10/19 01:19AM

Reina said:

TheE said:

Reina said:
A Donkey Kong amiibo (Don’t ask)

Reina you have to at least tell which DK amiibo. Smash Bros DK, Mario Party DK or Skylander/Amiibo DK?

Smash Bros, obviously. Do I look like the kind of person to play Mario Party lol?

I dunno. Depends on what ya look like.
:/

TheE

04/10/19 04:45AM

Reina said:

TheE said:

Reina said:
A Donkey Kong amiibo (Don’t ask)

Reina you have to at least tell which DK amiibo. Smash Bros DK, Mario Party DK or Skylander/Amiibo DK?

Smash Bros, obviously. Do I look like the kind of person to play Mario Party lol?

Never said you look like the kind of person to play Mario Party. Oh, and thank you for the answer. I could have gussed it was the Smash Bros version but it never hurts to ask just to make sure and for all I know you could have owned the Mario Party DK just because you like DK or you like to collect Amiibos.

Melissara

04/11/19 12:33PM

... my brother

I already catch him masturbating himself so I give him a help, after that Everytime he is sleep I tie him and use him like my sex toy but...
I would like be the one tied

That_One_Pervert

04/12/19 12:11AM

Melissara said:
...Everytime he is sleep I tie him and use him like my sex toy...

FBI, this lass right here

dark_rider

04/12/19 01:42AM

Melissara said:
I already catch him masturbating himself so I give him a help, after that Everytime he is sleep I tie him and use him like my sex toy but...
I would like be the one tied

And this is why Thanos did nothing wrong.

That_One_Pervert

04/12/19 01:45AM

dark_rider said:

Melissara said:
I already catch him masturbating himself so I give him a help, after that Everytime he is sleep I tie him and use him like my sex toy but...
I would like be the one tied

And this is why Thanos did nothing wrong.

Wouldn't say that...

Orisa

04/12/19 01:45AM

That_One_Pervert said:

Melissara said:
...Everytime he is sleep I tie him and use him like my sex toy...

FBI, this lass right here

The emergency services have been summoned.

Leah_heals

04/12/19 12:29PM

Now that I think back to it, I used a lot of weird (and probably dangerous, in hindsight) things when I was a teen, like around 15-17 I think?.

One night I was getting ready for bed, I saw a big broom in the corner of the bathroom and I was like "Hmm, I wonder how that would feel" so I snuck it back to my bedroom. The end of the broomhandle was kinda tapered off, but it was really long. I ended up laying the brush-end of the broom in a chair and then I got on the floor like a foot aaway from the chair with my face down and my ass up. The handle was wooden and the only lube I used was a little bit of water I'd splashed on it from a glass I would sometimes bring to my nightstand. Then I inched backwards untill the end of the handle was against my butt, and I'd gently push against it untill like an inch of it was inside or something, and then I'd start slowly rocking back and forth untill I came.
I actually used that broom multiple times, and I'm probably really lucky that I never ended up hurting myself with it.

I also used a small plastic toy screwdriver a few times, but I used it as a plug. It was actually pretty thick for some reason, but I slid the main part of it inside of me while the 'flared' handle was the safety stop or whatever you wanna call it. When I woke up the next morning I was incredibly horny, so I removed it and rubbed myself for like less than a minute before I climaxed.

That_One_Pervert

04/12/19 11:32PM

Leah_heals said:
Now that I think back to it, I used a lot of weird (and probably dangerous, in hindsight) things when I was a teen, like around 15-17 I think?.

One night I was getting ready for bed, I saw a big broom in the corner of the bathroom and I was like "Hmm, I wonder how that would feel" so I snuck it back to my bedroom. The end of the broomhandle was kinda tapered off, but it was really long. I ended up laying the brush-end of the broom in a chair and then I got on the floor like a foot aaway from the chair with my face down and my ass up. The handle was wooden and the only lube I used was a little bit of water I'd splashed on it from a glass I would sometimes bring to my nightstand. Then I inched backwards untill the end of the handle was against my butt, and I'd gently push against it untill like an inch of it was inside or something, and then I'd start slowly rocking back and forth untill I came.
I actually used that broom multiple times, and I'm probably really lucky that I never ended up hurting myself with it.

I also used a small plastic toy screwdriver a few times, but I used it as a plug. It was actually pretty thick for some reason, but I slid the main part of it inside of me while the 'flared' handle was the safety stop or whatever you wanna call it. When I woke up the next morning I was incredibly horny, so I removed it and rubbed myself for like less than a minute before I climaxed.

Imma try that