JustASmolCoyote said:
Empty food can, two wet sponges inside in roughly a vagina shape, put a condom on it, both stretched over the can opening and going down between the sponges, fill with lube and pound away.
Bigstack_for_Shortstack said:
Oooooh boy. A lot males will have some interesting ideas. For me I've tried a plastic bag in a cup with a hand towel to fill the space. Plastic bags crinkle and hurt the penis.
The next is tea, just sticking my dick in hot tea. The warmth felt nice but not much else. Another is a bit different, i grabbed a large mcdonalds smoothie cup with the domed lid, i filled it 80% with water, and the rest are those gel orbs but crushed up for texture. All this worked well except for the fact that when i stuck my cock in the top, i would get it erect to block up the rest of the hole, rendering it water sealed so i could lean back and use it like a stroker. The downside is that to block up the top with my erect penis, the ridge would dig in and hurt, nothing too bad but it isn't pleasant. Then i grew a brain, went to Spencer's, and bought a stroker. I still enjoy dry fapping with my bare hand 70% of the time though.
Edit: Just read the first post and realized it's supposed to be things you stick up your ass. I can't delete posts sadly, however i did use a dildo once, however since i can just stimulate my prostate from the outside through my abdomen area it didn't really catch my fancy.
Oooooh boy. A lot males will have some interesting ideas. For me I've tried a plastic bag in a cup with a hand towel to fill the space. Plastic bags crinkle and hurt the penis.
The next is tea, just sticking my dick in hot tea. The warmth felt nice but not much else. Another is a bit different, i grabbed a large mcdonalds smoothie cup with the domed lid, i filled it 80% with water, and the rest are those gel orbs but crushed up for texture. All this worked well except for the fact that when i stuck my cock in the top, i would get it erect to block up the rest of the hole, rendering it water sealed so i could lean back and use it like a stroker. The downside is that to block up the top with my erect penis, the ridge would dig in and hurt, nothing too bad but it isn't pleasant. Then i grew a brain, went to Spencer's, and bought a stroker. I still enjoy dry fapping with my bare hand 70% of the time though.
Edit: Just read the first post and realized it's supposed to be things you stick up your ass. I can't delete posts sadly, however i did use a dildo once, however since i can just stimulate my prostate from the outside through my abdomen area it didn't really catch my fancy.
Empty food can, two wet sponges inside in roughly a vagina shape, put a condom on it, both stretched over the can opening and going down between the sponges, fill with lube and pound away.
Yeah but when you can pay $10 for a stroker that does the same thing, the rest of the competition seems kinda useless.
