Rule 34 - What are some of the things you have used as a sextoy?

Testmylimits

01/07/19 11:19PM

What are some of the things you have used as a sextoy?

What are some of the random things you have shoved into your ass or pussy?

I have shoved different kinds of water bottles, soda cans in my ass. I have also used a couple different dog toys, lemons, apples, those small bagged oranges, my hand, both ends of a Baseball bat, a Pom bottle. That's all I can think of off the top of head.

Comment below what you have used or any suggestions.

deckofpain99

01/07/19 11:30PM

Some from my GF

I've never done it (exit only as a dude) but my gf has been... let's say creative in the past. My running list of stuff she used includes: cucumber, yellow crookneck squash, hairbrush, one Skylanders figurine, a sharpie, and a banana.

Testmylimits

01/07/19 11:35PM

deckofpain99 said:
I've never done it (exit only as a dude) but my gf has been... let's say creative in the past. My running list of stuff she used includes: cucumber, yellow crookneck squash, hairbrush, one Skylanders figurine, a sharpie, and a banana.

Yeah I've used a hairbrush and some pens before but now my ass need thick and deep insertions

AkulaShark

01/07/19 11:44PM

Testmylimits said:

deckofpain99 said:
I've never done it (exit only as a dude) but my gf has been... let's say creative in the past. My running list of stuff she used includes: cucumber, yellow crookneck squash, hairbrush, one Skylanders figurine, a sharpie, and a banana.

Yeah I've used a hairbrush and some pens before but now my ass need thick and deep insertions

I could help with that ÕwÕ

dark_rider

01/08/19 02:41AM

Well, the longest thing was a recorder, the musical instrument. But I didn't quite like it... I only did it once, and I wouldn't recommend it.
Apart from that, I've tried pens, a hair brush, markers and a wiimote.

AkulaShark said:

Testmylimits said:

deckofpain99 said:
I've never done it (exit only as a dude) but my gf has been... let's say creative in the past. My running list of stuff she used includes: cucumber, yellow crookneck squash, hairbrush, one Skylanders figurine, a sharpie, and a banana.

Yeah I've used a hairbrush and some pens before but now my ass need thick and deep insertions

I could help with that ÕwÕ

Well, I could use that help too.

narsaku

01/08/19 11:44AM

For a male toy, this thing for the last many years.

www.pinkcherry.ca/collect...power-vibrating-cock-ring

I've bought all sorts of expensive stuff and absolutely nothing touches this toy. It's fucking crazy. ~Way~ more powerful than those shitty bullet cock rings. Bendable/adjustable for all sizes and once it's on, it stays on. Lean back and get raped.

♬_Aya_Shameimaru_♫

01/09/19 01:10PM

What have i used you ask?

Well, back then as a teen, I would always use the ends of the big long hairbrushes to fuck myself with. i even took one of those round ended whisks from ny kitchen and used it as a dildo as well.
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superdemonluca

01/09/19 04:32PM

My ex used to use a small eggbeater

Vishka

01/09/19 04:36PM

narsaku said:
For a male toy, this thing for the last many years.

www.pinkcherry.ca/collect...power-vibrating-cock-ring

I've bought all sorts of expensive stuff and absolutely nothing touches this toy. It's fucking crazy. ~Way~ more powerful than those shitty bullet cock rings. Bendable/adjustable for all sizes and once it's on, it stays on. Lean back and get raped.

Hehe, put as many on your dick as you can fit~

wetelflana

01/09/19 05:18PM

Same as some other ones in here: pens, hairbrushes, deodorant cans and a bedpost lol

Red_Sartana

01/09/19 09:17PM

Back when i was in a long distance relationship, the gal i was with would use a hairbrush to please herself while we were on skype. She used to worry about acidentally tearing her hymen while doing that.

CrashLanding

01/12/19 08:07AM

Back on board the starship, before the accident and being tossed on a crash course for the Earth, I would fuck myself with the laser rifles. The focusing barrel is pretty long and thick, just gotta make sure you leave the safetey on, and it's enough to press against any and all of the
sweet spots.

JustASmolCoyote

02/08/19 01:37AM

SpewingCreamFam said:
I’ve only ever used a hair brush.. I’ve been thinking about getting one of those dildos that can squirt out a jizz-like substance, though; seems like it would be fun to play with

I have a cumming dildo, Kona from Bad Dragon, and it is really fun, but it's expensive as hell! Then again, it is BD, so...

Bigstack_for_Shortstack

02/08/19 02:32AM

Oooooh boy. A lot males will have some interesting ideas. For me I've tried a plastic bag in a cup with a hand towel to fill the space. Plastic bags crinkle and hurt the penis.
The next is tea, just sticking my dick in hot tea. The warmth felt nice but not much else. Another is a bit different, i grabbed a large mcdonalds smoothie cup with the domed lid, i filled it 80% with water, and the rest are those gel orbs but crushed up for texture. All this worked well except for the fact that when i stuck my cock in the top, i would get it erect to block up the rest of the hole, rendering it water sealed so i could lean back and use it like a stroker. The downside is that to block up the top with my erect penis, the ridge would dig in and hurt, nothing too bad but it isn't pleasant. Then i grew a brain, went to Spencer's, and bought a stroker. I still enjoy dry fapping with my bare hand 70% of the time though.
Edit: Just read the first post and realized it's supposed to be things you stick up your ass. I can't delete posts sadly, however i did use a dildo once, however since i can just stimulate my prostate from the outside through my abdomen area it didn't really catch my fancy.

JustASmolCoyote

02/08/19 02:43AM

Bigstack_for_Shortstack said:
Oooooh boy. A lot males will have some interesting ideas. For me I've tried a plastic bag in a cup with a hand towel to fill the space. Plastic bags crinkle and hurt the penis.
The next is tea, just sticking my dick in hot tea. The warmth felt nice but not much else. Another is a bit different, i grabbed a large mcdonalds smoothie cup with the domed lid, i filled it 80% with water, and the rest are those gel orbs but crushed up for texture. All this worked well except for the fact that when i stuck my cock in the top, i would get it erect to block up the rest of the hole, rendering it water sealed so i could lean back and use it like a stroker. The downside is that to block up the top with my erect penis, the ridge would dig in and hurt, nothing too bad but it isn't pleasant. Then i grew a brain, went to Spencer's, and bought a stroker. I still enjoy dry fapping with my bare hand 70% of the time though.
Edit: Just read the first post and realized it's supposed to be things you stick up your ass. I can't delete posts sadly, however i did use a dildo once, however since i can just stimulate my prostate from the outside through my abdomen area it didn't really catch my fancy.

Empty food can, two wet sponges inside in roughly a vagina shape, put a condom on it, both stretched over the can opening and going down between the sponges, fill with lube and pound away.