1. Be turned into a cute and hot femboy, with a curvy feminine body but keeping a small dick. My hair preferably blond or ginger and lots of adorable freckles. Additionally, he doesn't age or die.
2. Live in a "hentai" world where any and all sexual fantasies are possible. Monsters, magic, cumming gallons upon gallons, all the way through penentration, futas (especially those from Albatross), cumdiet etc. Would be cool if it was in a sci-fi/fantasy theme. With sexual slavery completely legal of course. Public gangbangs too. No rules. The strong take the weak.
3. Uhhhhhhhh infinite subs to pewdiepie

If it isn't sexual I'd probably wish for the following:
1. A time machine that can rewind, forward and stop time. As well as hop to different dimensions. Unlimited power. No recharging bullshit. I could already do hell of a lot with just this! (No I'm not planning on taking over the world with this)
2. The ability to learn every existing language very quickly.
3. Infinite subs to pewdiepie.

1: levitation/flight
2: know how to play every instrument or fully interact with any DAW
3: of course the babes and traps

My dream girl is real, and I look like my dream self

When I or her die, we “respawn” (are born again with knowledge from past life, grow up to look kinda similar) unless we commit scuicide

I run a secret sex underground in the secondary basement of an office building, and in order to get in you need to get up-close footage of every time you pee (or pee in front of me for bonus) and to move up the ranks you need to do hot stuff while you pee, pee in public, wetting, all that so I can seduce girls into doing all the hot shit I want, and have sex with as many girls as I want


EDIT

Uraraka_orgasm’s are pretty good too if I can’t do those, we have the same idea

Immortality

Immunity to all diseases

A dungeon full of waifus (of my choosing)