ᎪᏢᎾᏞᏞᎾ
12/20/18 11:53PM
You've just found a genie...
...What are your three wishes?

A few rules:
No wishing for more wishes
No wishing for more genies
No wishing you can wish for more wishes
No wishing you can wish for more genies
No wishing for loopholes
Clownboy12
12/20/18 11:54PM
Is having sex with the genie able to happen?
ᎪᏢᎾᏞᏞᎾ
12/20/18 11:59PM
Clownboy12 said:
Is having sex with the genie able to happen?

Yes
Clownboy12
12/21/18 12:04AM
So, fist wish is to fuck the genie.
Second is to be able to knock up the genie (cause that's my thing)
Third is to have the children be born, boom, half-genie babies .w.
TheRedMaverick
12/21/18 12:06AM
Well here goes
1. Omnipotence

2. Omniscience

3. To not feel pain .
Swordslasher
12/21/18 12:07AM
ᎪᏢᎾᏞᏞᎾ said:
...What are your three wishes?

A few rules:
No wishing for more wishes
No wishing for more genies
No wishing you can wish for more wishes
No wishing you can wish for more genies


See, now I'm tempted to find a way around this loophole.

Also, is this a Jackass/Literal Genie or a Benevolent one?
DarkShadow12
12/21/18 12:12AM
The ability to never die and feel pain.

The ability to have any and all powers at my whim.

The final wish is to offer the genie a chance at their own life. Stay in the lamp and keep going like that forever, or be able to leave and enter the lamp as they wish, but never use their powers for evil.
DarkShadow12
12/21/18 12:13AM
Swordslasher said:
ᎪᏢᎾᏞᏞᎾ said:
...What are your three wishes?

A few rules:
No wishing for more wishes
No wishing for more genies
No wishing you can wish for more wishes
No wishing you can wish for more genies


See, now I'm tempted to find a way around this loophole.

Also, is this a Jackass/Literal Genie or a Benevolent one?


How about wishing there was no rules about what you wished for?
EarthseaBorealis
12/21/18 12:13AM
See, now I'm tempted to find a way around this loophole.


I wish I could wish I could wish for more wishes.

I wish I could wish for more wishes.

I wish for more wishes.

I suggest removing the ability to wish you could change the rules on what you're allowed to wish for.
Overlord_Kujo
12/21/18 12:16AM
1. Wish for a body that can accommodate any wishes bestowed upon myself once all 3 wishes have been made.

2. Omniscience

3. Omnipotence

Then free the genie and remove his ability to grant wishes. I would appraise all other sources of wish making and do the same to them as well to eliminate any chance of having these abilities stolen or removed.
TheRedMaverick
12/21/18 12:18AM
DarkShadow12 said:
The ability to never die and feel pain.

The ability to have any and all powers at my whim.

The final wish is to offer the genie a chance at their own life. Stay in the lamp and keep going like that forever, or be able to leave and enter the lamp as they wish, but never use their powers for evil.



Almost my wishes . Good choice DarkShadow12
DarkShadow12
12/21/18 12:19AM
TheRedMaverick said:
DarkShadow12 said:
The ability to never die and feel pain.

The ability to have any and all powers at my whim.

The final wish is to offer the genie a chance at their own life. Stay in the lamp and keep going like that forever, or be able to leave and enter the lamp as they wish, but never use their powers for evil.



Almost my wishes . Good choice DarkShadow12
TheRedMaverick said:
DarkShadow12 said:
The ability to never die and feel pain.

The ability to have any and all powers at my whim.

The final wish is to offer the genie a chance at their own life. Stay in the lamp and keep going like that forever, or be able to leave and enter the lamp as they wish, but never use their powers for evil.



Almost my wishes . Good choice DarkShadow12


I mean its just a catch all twenty twenty. Immortality, powers of any kind at any time, and for being a good sport about it offer the genie a chance to live as they wish. Just gotta know how to say it.
TheRedMaverick
12/21/18 12:21AM
DarkShadow12 said:
TheRedMaverick said:
DarkShadow12 said:
The ability to never die and feel pain.

The ability to have any and all powers at my whim.

The final wish is to offer the genie a chance at their own life. Stay in the lamp and keep going like that forever, or be able to leave and enter the lamp as they wish, but never use their powers for evil.



Almost my wishes . Good choice DarkShadow12
TheRedMaverick said:
DarkShadow12 said:
The ability to never die and feel pain.

The ability to have any and all powers at my whim.

The final wish is to offer the genie a chance at their own life. Stay in the lamp and keep going like that forever, or be able to leave and enter the lamp as they wish, but never use their powers for evil.



Almost my wishes . Good choice DarkShadow12


I mean its just a catch all twenty twenty. Immortality, powers of any kind at any time, and for being a good sport about it offer the genie a chance to live as they wish. Just gotta know how to say it.


Ah your right .
EarthseaBorealis
12/21/18 12:37AM
And now, for an actual answer, avoiding wishes that just grant me unlimited or arbitrarily large amounts of power without actually explaining what I'd do with it because that's boring:

1. I wish for entropy to be reversible on a large scale without net expenditure of energy and through a method that could plausibly be discovered and could theoretically one day be achieved by an advanced civilization.

2. I wish every country transitioned to a system of democratic government that accurately represented the will of its people.

3. And finally, for a somewhat rules-lawyery method of squeezing several wishes into a single statement: I wish for everyone to be able to separately toggle whether they are fertile (default off), whether they are vulnerable to diseases (default off, each disease toggle-able individually so that you can allow retrovirus-based gene editing without allowing cancer), whether they are mortal (default off), which sex their parts are (default assigned at birth via normal biological processes, breasts and groin toggle-able separately) and whether the (1/earth's population)th share of humanity's total carbon emissions is added to the atmosphere as normal or transmuted into an equivalent mass of miscellaneous useful and nonrenewable resources and returned to the earth in areas where those resources are already being extracted in ways such that their retrieval will be minimally damaging for the surrounding environment (default green).

EDIT: Fixed defaults, added even more toggles.
Swordslasher
12/21/18 12:40AM
I wish my RP partners had more free time/were around more often.

You people make boring wishes. :P
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