Hamon_Overdrive
11/12/18 08:26AM
Well first you take your leg and you stick it in the air,
And then you take the other one and jam it right up there,
You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge,
Hey, now you're doin' the Sponge
Kinky_Pie
11/12/18 03:37PM
Sex Ed 101
"when the man and the woman love each other very much the woman says HUMP ME! FUCK ME! DADDY BETTER MAKE ME CHOKE! and then she sucks his SQUIDWARD with chopsticks so she wont fuck up her nails.She opens her mouth wide open like she was at the dentist for a SUBWAY SANDWHICH and then write her name on his DUCKSAUCE no pen or pencil required.the womans antidisestablishmentarianism is pink like salami and she wants to playdoh sober because shes not bill cosby
she keeps her antidisestablishmentarianism clean and never smells like sardines she ballerinas that LARNACA when she spins and then she swallows children.Any Questions?"

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