Explain "The Birds and the Bees"... Badly!
It's time to have... the talk. Most parents have to explain how sex works to their children. How would you troll your child with a TERRIBLE explanation of how to have sex?
"Well, son, sex is when you take that thing you pee out of and out it in some person. Just pick a place... it's all good. Or reverse all of this if you're more of a catcher than a pitcher. Smack it around in there and eventually, you'll shoot some goo! If you're with a girl, and you goof in her ham-wallet, nine months later... BOOM! Baby."
"Well, son, sex is when you take that thing you pee out of and out it in some person. Just pick a place... it's all good. Or reverse all of this if you're more of a catcher than a pitcher. Smack it around in there and eventually, you'll shoot some goo! If you're with a girl, and you goof in her ham-wallet, nine months later... BOOM! Baby."