Everyone's had dreams sometime in their life, so how about we share them? It's alright if you share scary dreams, fun dreams, dreams that you wake up right when it was getting good >_>
I'll share mine first...
Last night I had some weird dream that I was here, and I pissed off an Anon so much that he tracked my IP, and he tried framing me for murder by hiding a body under my couch. So detective work happened and shit, and Phoenix Wright was there, and so were the Kankers from Ed Edd 'n Eddy. No idea why.

^ Sounds like the basic plot for a fucking weird blackmail RP, lol.

Eh, one dream I had a few months ago was just as crazy.
I've been talking with a friend beforehand who then admitted to me that he's into cock transformation (no, not hyper cocks, actual people becoming part of somebody elses' dick.) Won't even deny that's the craziest kink I've ever heard of.

That night, I ended up having some utterly fucked-up mess of a dream where said friend cast a spell onto himself that made him a part of my dick and took control over my instincts like a parasite. Which led to me going onto an alcohol-and-drug-fueled roadtrip through our local redlight district, dick going into places I'd never even go near to.

One time i dreamt that i was sitting in the tram, reading a book and on the other side sat a woman with a red tanktop and a black ponytail. The exact same thing happened to me months later. Same time, same book, same seat, same women as in my dream. Some kind of phenomenon but i forgot the name.

I've been trying to learn to lucid dream by keeping a dream journal. I've gotten much better at remembering my dreams, but the closest I've come to lucidity would either be remarking "this dream is boring, do I really have to write it down when I wake up" and forgetting the rest of the dream, or deciding "screw this, I'm out" when a tornado randomly showed up and opening my eyes.

I also feel like a lot of my dreams that are more relevant to this site I put off recording because I want to record them in ways that sound more innocent if someone accidentally finds my journal and then I end up forgetting them.

I always have dreams of being naked and walking down the streets of Manhattan...I have a nice body and don’t mind being naked or in briefs but for some reason this always scares me

I can't say any particular dream I remember, but I swear to gid I'm a seer of sorts. Recently I'll go to sleep after jacking off here, and I'll have some weird dream about nothing in particular. Then I wake up, and a couple hours into my day, something happens in real life that I saw happen in my dream. For example, yesterday, I dreamed I was making a bagel and watching an episode of home improvement. I woke up made a bagel, and my mom turned on home improvement. Anyone else experience this kind of thing? It's starting to happen mkre frequently with me and it's a little unnerving.

Once I had a dream where I was trapped in a room full of mirrors, completely naked and alone. The only thing I could hear was this scratching, like fingernails on a chalkboard, and a heartbeat. My reflection started getting warped and moving on its own. It had just begun to form a twisted smile when I awoke myself, clammy and sweaty. That was the freakiest dream I’ve ever had for certain.

Most of my dreams are lucid, so I always take advantage of that fact and just fuck with the entire planet. Nothing like a giant snowy owl slapping the Burj Khalifa, hehe.

Hmmm, yes~

I dream to satisfy as much women as possible. Soon I might just add to my system to satisfy males and others as well.

i once had a dream that i was in gta sa, in the mission called wrong side of the tracks, and i always failed to follow the train and guess what, i died.

Just woke up from a dream about having a female pet tiger. There was nothing sexual, it was just a female for some reason. This is gonna be long lmao. I just woke up so I remember everything. It felt so real too. Idk why but every single time I have a dream, it’s as if I’m actually in it & that I can feel inside the dream. There was a dream I once had about drowning and it really felt like I was drowning. There was another dream where I got a blowjob from a ghost girl and I woke up after cumming in my sleep. It was the first time I ever came irl from a dream while sleeping. Anyways back to the pet tiger dream.

It started off with myself being in my aunt’s house for some reason. I was making myself a sandwich then I went & started playing some sort of weird game on my PlayStation with my little cousin. After eating the sandwich & a few seconds of playing the game later (btw it felt like I was the one who made the game for some reason. Like I was controlling my characters with my controller and mind. Idk y) I put the controller down and let my little cousin play then laid down on the couch. Out of nowhere a big ass tiger just jumps on the couch and lays beside me. I was obviously scared but for some reason I couldn’t express that fear. It’s like the dream was telling me “Yo don’t get scared right now bro. If you show fear at this moment, you will die. The tiger will see that you’re afraid and rip your face off”.

So I played it off like I was just calm & curious to why a big ass tiger was laying with me on the couch. My aunt took her phone out and recorded me and the tiger laying on the couch & she asked “Why is there a tiger in my house? and why is it not eating you alive?”. I told her “I don’t know, just keep recording” because I felt like a badass. I slowly started to pet the female tiger and she kinda growled and bit me bit my hand but it wasn’t a mad growl or bite. It was more playful. As if the tiger was testing me if I was gonna get scared and freak out from that. I didn’t but if I were to freak out- I felt like I would’ve been eaten alive. I continued to pet her, rubbing my hand up and down her chest & neck while she laid on her back in the couch.

She was making these noises like a lion. Like playful lion roars. I think I associated the tiger sounding like a lion in the dream because I didn’t know/ don’t know what a tiger sounds like when it plays or when it roars/ growls so I just gave it behavior characteristics of a lion instead of a tiger. After petting her for a while I rested my head near the side of the tigers and closed my eyes, trying rest for at least a few minutes. The tiger was huge though and the couch was small so I kept moving around. This made the tiger a bit annoyed but it just moved a bit, letting me rub up against her and cuddle the tiger. I wrapped my arm around the tigers upper body and fell asleep like this www.wellandgood.com/wp-co...ng-positions_spooning.jpg but the tiger was on its back with its paws up in the air but curved down to show that it was relaxing & it’s mouth open, showing it’s huge sharp teeth but not snoring.

After like 10 minutes of relaxing in the couch with a big ass tiger (lmao) it got up and I got up with it, getting off the couch. My little cousin & aunt was scared but it felt like after sleeping with the tiger, I tamed it. Like it understood to not do anything bad & to listen to me. It was like I have a pet dog at that moment but it was a tiger so It behaved like a tiger would but just tamed. I left out of my aunt’s house with the tiger so I won’t have them scared the whole time and me & the tiger started racing down the stairs. We didn’t use the elevator because it was a bit too small for both of us & we didn’t want to go scare anyone when the elevator doors opened. It was also as if me & the tiger shared a shared conscious. Not literally as if I was the tiger but like a mind reading thing where we could understand each other. Not as if the tiger understood the English language either. It just behaved like a tamed dog & understood to listen to the orders I gave it. It was still obviously a damn tiger so it behaved wild like one but not a dangerous wild.

After we got to the 2nd floor of the building, me and the tiger saw a weird door. Not weird as like how it looks. We just both felt like it had this weird energy to it. The tiger go up on its hind legs and leaped against the door with its front paws against the door & standing tall against it as it fell down back on all fours. I heard loud cheering and ran through the doors to see that the door lead to a football stadium (American football. With the tackles and helmets) and it was crazy. So many people were cheering loudly & I saw cheerleaders dancing while the game was going on, fireworks popping in the air- it was lit. But I snapped out of being amazed because the tiger ran onto the field and I started to panicking because I thought the tiger was gonna eat one of the players. I was also scared because everyone on the sidelines started to get scared too but they wasn’t screaming. They was more confused scared saying “wtf is a tiger doing on the field?”. I tried yelling not to worry because I didn’t want anyone to start panicking and yelling, eventually making the tiger nervous & anxious; leading to it to attack people. They understood to stay calm so I ran on the field chasing after the tiger.

A play was in motion so everyone was running while the quarterback was getting ready to throw the football. The players noticed the tiger and said “wtf?! There’s a tiger on the field” but they continued to play. I was telling them not to get scared while the tiger playfully jumped on the players as if it was mimicking the players by tackling them as if she was part of the game. After chasing the tiger around the field & the players complaining about the tiger I called out for the tiger to come with me and let’s go. After a few tries of the tiger not listening & running, it finally came running back to me as if it said “ok I had my fun, let’s go”. The tiger walked besides me on the sidelines and we was heading back to that door. We both knew it was some type of portal so we tried getting back to my aunt’s apartment but I couldn’t find it. It wasn’t in its original spot. The tiger ran away from me while I looked around in the same spot for the door. But I didn’t want the tiger to leave me and run back on the field so I called out for her to come back but she didn’t listen. Once I turned around, I saw the tiger running back to me and it bit my arm. Not hard but noticeable to get my attention. It was like the tiger was telling me “follow me. I know the way” so I did follow her and it lead us back to the portal door. For some reason the door switched locations to somewhere else random as if when you walk through the door it changes it place. The tiger sit near the door and looked at me, panting with its tongue out like a dog that just came from the park. I put my hand on top of the tigers head and petted it saying “good job” and the tiger rubbed its head against my hand, happy that I acknowledged that she helped find the door.

Once I opened it and we both walked through the door- that’s when I woke up from the dream. It’s like the door portal lead me out of my dream and I was a bit tripped out cause it was weird as fuck. The transition from being in a dream to waking up to reality felt way to relaxing and easy. Usually I wake up feeling tired or annoyed but this time I was a bit weirded out from how smooth of a transition it was. I looked around like a dumbass as if the tiger was gonna be actually with me in real life but I realized that I actually woke up. I picked up my phone because I was gonna share this dream with ya and I went straight to the forums to look for the random thoughts thread but saw this one that was more focused on dreams. It was a weird coincidence. That was my dream of having a pet tiger.

I think the most disappointed with a dream I ever was is this.

One time I was asleep walking around like a grassy field with a few friends when I suddenly had the realization that this wasn't real. I've only been lucid in my sleep once before that point and I was really excited about it so I began calling out in excitement and then I jumped into the air hoping to fly off into the sky...instead I awoke and promptly fumed for a few hours.

My most sexual dream was when I spent my entire dream flirtinf with a woman and getting her to soften up before we snuck off into a closet and fucked like animals

I've got a shit ton of dream stories all of them weird and hilarious or horrifying in some way or another...especially since my brain likes to cook up dreams with storylines and not just standard issue 'i was eating dinner with my mom except she had a duck face' type dreams. Hopefully some of you are the same way and are just as weirded out by it as I am

i can super rarely lucid dream, so i've been trying to keep a dream journal to lucid dream more
the last dream i logged went as follows
"my dad builds a nuclear reactor out of a school and anyone who is still inside basically lives in the fallout universe"
my dad is dead
another one is
"like a minecraft server, except you gotta get plugged in superhot vr style"