what would you do if you woke up with the genitals of the opposite sex?

if i woke up with a dick Id do this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzG4uDgje3M

I'd freak the fuck out

Omg xD~
Ofc kinky pie would do that..~
If i woke up with a dick i would do this to my friends~

m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

I hate you with every fiber of my being

Hehe~ Everyone does x3

Well I mean...

I'd still fuck you...~

You mean i'd fuck you..~ ;3

Let's take this to DMs, love~

I would be the happiest person in the world!
I'd let anyone fuck me until I pass out♥

I`d buy a dog, a big one

I'd ask jesus what I did to deserve a dick.

I would let someone fuck me asap~

I would wanna get fucked, see how it feels

...Why?

Well, would probably be intensely sad to lose my vag. Masturbate of course. Hit the internet to look up new underwater.
Would certainly wonder if I have to deal with cramping anymore. My girlfriend might like it.