Stole this idea from Jenn and combined with the "Explain your hobby badly" game from Facebook last year. Google it if you missed it.

Don't tell us what your fetish(rd) is/are. Just explain it, but badly. As for me:

Pretending a thing that isn't food is food up to a point.

Its something.

Girls love nut food

Forcibly made transgender and also gay

I enjoy suffering from 3rd degree burns.

So you like to be burned?....

No, it's more abstract than that. If I simply enjoyed being burned, "I enjoy suffering from third degree burns" would in fact be a good way to describe my fetish. No, I'm into fire elementals.

peanut butter from the sky!

It's right hole for me =w=

Weenie goes into bun.

"Ooohh...so it comes out of THAT hole. Now I understand."

As far as I can tell mine is pretty niche. I don't see a lot of people talking about it.

Maybe a really wrong guess: coprophagia ?

For me: i love to show myself to other outside !

Making other people chafe.

Trying to prove oxygen is optional for a good life.

Reverse stereotype of a 1950s family.