If that's true, then you've got an impressive gift.

A 20-inch (50.8cm, for the metrically-minded) cock would be a bit of a curse. You might be wanted in certain movie roles, or have nubile girls dance around it at fertility festivals, but you might have a hard time "getting laid" again; pretty much a future of handjobs, blowjobs, and being an object of worship. Good for the ego! Bad for getting off.

I suppose the build is what i am striving to get to so tone it down and that would be me!
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The guy on the left is pretty much me spot on.
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That 'stache though

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Looks like a slightly exaggerated me.

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This guy is pretty close...

This - rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2760924 almost same

Literally me.

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Looks just like me only I have long hair now

This is actually me

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Add a bit more of an afro, framless glasses, clearly not a 2 foot dick, and it's pretty much me.

I'm a really tall, skinny, dorky black dude XD

I'd like to do bad things to you.

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close enough

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Make the eyes blue and hair dark blonde and you got me there. And lose the face tattoo :3

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I think the closest I could find is Tifa just on this pose and picture really.
Add a few personal inks over my arms, a few just above my chest, and mix her hair with a brighter colored brunette with a shade of reddish brown, and you pretty much got me there.

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The girl on the right. Give her a smaller chest and green eyes, and you've got me. :3