What is the stupidest thing you've heard someone say, but you just had to laugh?
Mine was either the one in bold, or that one Vine:
"You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold outside."

Ever seen the English dub of Ghost Stories? The one that might as well be an official abridged series? There's one scene that makes me laugh every time.

Keiichirou: "Hey, can you guys hear anything?"
Satsuki: "You know what I hear? I hear the sound of you shuttin' the fuck up."
Keiichirou: "Let's see......seven?"
Satsuki: "What the FUCK are you talking about?!"

My friends and I have a running challenge to come up with alternative ways of saying "are you kidding me". For a while our saying was "are you ricing my crispies", but the other night at work I brought the kitchen to a near halt with "are you schweening my bean".

Here in Brazil we have a game like JanKenPon, it's called: "Two or One" it's played to see who will form pair or groups with who or the one solo win, it's made to play with 3 or more people.

Someday I saw two friends playing that in two. But it's not the dumbiest thing...

ONE OF THEM PLAYED STONE AND THE OTHER THREE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Like Archie from Pokémon Omeger Rubyer by MattyBurrito?

"I'M A PIRATE!! JOIN MY TEAM AQUA, EARN YOURSELF SOME COLLEGE CREDIT!!"

Either that or Tabitha.

"We're all wearing RED!"

My favorite line is.
"School's over! You know what that means! Time to go home, load up that bong, and watch Pokèmon!"

"imma put 2 q-tips in his peepee hole,imma just swipe in that thang imma just YANK em out!and then imma stick my fingers up in his ass checkin his prostate then yank his balls off of that mothafukka and then imma put my fist so far up his ass and pull his heart out that motha fukka and then imma nabi da shuppi that shit just like BO BOOP BOO BOOP! and then imma stick my fingers back up in his ass and then im gonna twirl em around to make him giggle a lil bit!"

One time I was told that men doesn't suck

Wow

Some dude in a college English course hit us with this one day:

"Wow...'nefarious'...that word just sounds so...nefarious."

What?

'He's been telling everyone that Frieza plans to destroy Vegeta!'
'Wait, my son, the planet, or me?'
'...Yes.'

My favorite scent is Cuboid 38.

Pretty much everything Big Money Salvia has ever said on Younow.com

Well for the longest time I thought New Zealand was where Iceland was