"Don't be poor. Go R34." (I'm sorry...It sounded better in my head.

What an image of R34 super imposed on top of each other to make the shape of a capital R with 3 and 4 on top of one another.

I fapped on r34.xxx and all I got is this shirt.

i.imgur.com/cOD2e91.png

A PIcture of a Ruler

A crossed "r"

The Number 34

" r34. If It Exists... "


" #IfItExists @ r34 "


" The 34th Rule "

And OF COURSE I had to do this. So innovative.

i.imgur.com/3nNpJkp.png

Yeah I think a t-shirt for rule 34 would be a great idea. It would bring more attention to the site and it for sure should be one you could wear in public without being arrested.

Simple:

Front: R34

Back: "Yes. Everything"

I think if you're gonna include a slogan or saying, you gotta go with the classic "If it exists, there is porn of it."
Alternatively you could just shorten if to "If it exist..." or you could have the second half of the motto on the back of the shirt.
If you're worried about it being too obvious you could throw some censoring on it like another poster suggested.

i.imgur.com/voKvwVK.png
this is the kinda stuff I'm talking about with splitting up the slogan.
I also personally think the CN logo parody design might look better on darker shirts, but I couldn't be assed to make change up the shirt color right now.

would buy.

How about swimsuit anime girls all over the shirt.
Sex sells after all :P

And the girls can have R U L E 3 4 on their bikini written.
Each girl one symbol.

Do you think a green shirt would work? The CN gag is amazing.

"rule34.xxx.google it"

"rule 34: no exeptions"

"RULE 34: raping your childhood 1 pic at a time"

*picture of a muffin and a cupcake fucking*
"if it exists...."

*picture of the mascot woman with a crown on*
"rule 34 princess"

*picture of goku as a female*

"rule 63 on rule 34"


*picture of the mascot as a man*

"rule 34 king"


*picture of woody and buzz meme*

"rule 34.rule 34 everywhere!*

*picture of a curious old lady on the internet*

"ive never seen this type of rule"

*picture of grumpy cat*

"I went on rule34 it was a terrible experience"


*list of rules on the internet.quote of rule34 written in big letters*

*picture of mario as a female *
"Rule63: it exists and then some"

*picture of hearts and a couple holding hands*
"I met my lover on rule34"

"touch my boobs if you love rule34"
"tocuh my dick if you love rule34"
(HENTAI SOCKS)
(BOXERS)

"Rule34 Slut"
"Rule34 Bitch"
"Rule34 Whore"
"Rule34 Cumslut"
"Rule34 cumwhore"
*picture of the guys face from the icame button*
"iCame 2 rule34"

"Rule34 Queen"

"Rule34 is my second home"

*picture of a disturbed face*
"when you go to rule34 and see spongebob fucking ariel"

*picture of a flying dick*

"Im on the weird side of Rule34"

*picture of a spoon and a fork fucking*

"Rule 34 : not even the utensils are safe"
*rule34 word in japanese*

*rule34 mascot chibi screaming expression*
"Screaming in Rule34"

"Eat Drink Rule34 Sleep Repeat"

"Love Peace & Rule34"

"1 Rule Of Rule34 :If It exsits theres porn of it"

"i went to rule34.xxx and all i got was this t shirt and the horrifying image of batman fucking superman"

I'd really prefer something discreet and not too memey... The CN logo would be awesome in green.