In collaboration with gelbooru buymyshit.moneygrubbingwhore.com/ we might be trying to release our own set of rule34.xxx t-shirts. I don't know if there is any interest in this but if so feel free to post your suggestions or designs here. In my opinion something that you can wear in public and only other rule34 users get would be the best. If we use a design made by any user here he/she will receive a bunch of free t-shirts.

UPDATE!! VVVVVVVV
We're going to use the CN gag, we still need to pick the color!
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Please vote for your fav one here: www.strawpoll.me/15693827
Also if you're interested in one please send your shirt size so we know what to stock up on:
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UPDATE VVVVVV
They are here!

Beautiful website name, by the way.

Something simple should be fine

Things like:


"R34"

"Internet rule #34: If it exists..."

"The internet has rules. My favorite is 34."
or
"The internet has rules. Most importantly #34."

"R(34)uined my childhood" or "R34ned my childhood"

"Cartoons for grown ups."


Just throwing some ideas out there.

I agree, simple things should probably work.
More ideas:

"34th Rule"
or
"I FOLLOW THE 34TH RULE"
or
"FOLLOW THE RULE(34)"

"R34L DEAL"

(Sorry about the last one)

Would definitly get a t shirt if, as you mentioned, only people from this website would recognize it. Maybe a logo or smth simple. I feel like saying r34 of internet is kind of too much reveling. Anyway, that's just my point.

Something as simple as:
[R34 LOGO]
If it exists...
[On the back]
...There is porn of it
(That would be the direct Kind of Shirt,you could replace the back Text with something hinting to it that could be the hidden Secret Kind)

The only people who would know what rule 34 means is either someone who visits reddit, 4chan or rule34 itself

I mean like, you could just put
"I Bought This Shirt
Because Of R34/Rule34"

I prefer really simple T-shirt designs without a lot of words on them, I'd be cool with plain ol 'R34' on a t-shirt, but that's just me.

I'd be down for designing something. Maybe I'll throw in a sketch whenever I get an idea.

Edit: Just as I posted that, I thought of having a shirt that says:

Rule 34: If it exists, there's porn of it.

Except the actual description of the rule would be blurred out with mosaic censoring. I'd love that.

Something nice and simple would be a stylized gold 3 and 4 on the shirt.

Rule 34 is the golden rule after all. ;)

Put a design of the pretty little lady from the front page of the site on it.

"If it exists there's ERROR 404 of it. If not, start uploading."

x³ + (7/4)y = 34

It's an algebraic rule. X = 3 and y = 4.

Love this idea.

Hmmmmm

Maybe: eRror 3o4

where small letters are one color, and capital R and 3,4 are green, or just size difference. It would appear as a typo from error 404, but a rule 34 user will definitely know why 3 instead of 4

or

34...it's in the constitution