Rule 34 - [RP] Gas Station in the middle of nowhere

Anarchy1917

12/08/17 04:36PM

NudistAngelica said:

Anarchy1917 said:

NudistAngelica said:
I set the jug down and walk out. I turn the corner and see Anarchy and his arsenal of beer. "Holy shit, dude. Mind if I have a few?"

"Go for it. Paint something if you want too, not like anyone comes out here." *Chooses to selectively ignore the large crowd of people that have gathered at the supposedly typically abandoned gas station.*

*Grabs a beer, chugs it down, then paints "Google Earth, do us a favor and don't find this hellhole."

*Admiring the naked woman's handy work, I cheerfully knock back another 3 cans as I watch the project start to finish.* "Nice job. So what brings a Nudist to this little shop of horrors?" *I quip, my cheerful disposition only getting better by the minute as I do my best magic trick, and make 4 more beers disappear.*

NudistAngelica

12/09/17 01:04AM

*I point to a white Prius in the distance. It has a flat tire and is completely out of gas. The moment I turn back towards Anarchy, it explodes.* That's why.

NudistAngelica

12/09/17 03:11AM

I turn back in surprise. "Oh, come on! I got that thing on my 16th birthday..." I begin to sob and down more beer.

Anarchy1917

12/09/17 03:58AM

NudistAngelica said:
I turn back in surprise. "Oh, come on! I got that thing on my 16th birthday..." I begin to sob and down more beer.

*Quickly returning to the interior, I hop the counter and root around under it. I leave through the front, again flipping off the cameras, and set the bottle of scotch I found under the counter down.* "There's always one of these, a gun, or someone's wallet under the counter. Cheer up, and drink up." *I chuckle, patting the nude girl on the back.*

Anya_the_Futa_Knight

12/10/17 07:03AM

xLeina said:

Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:

xLeina said:

Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:

xLeina said:

Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:
*i come in with a jerrycan* How much to fill this up?

*I continue to tap on the counter* "You can fill it up at the pump." *I say before turning around to the cigarette wall and place each in their spot*

Alright. How much to fill up a gallon?

"3.85 Anything else?"

xLeina said:

Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:

xLeina said:

Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:
*i come in with a jerrycan* How much to fill this up?

*I continue to tap on the counter* "You can fill it up at the pump." *I say before turning around to the cigarette wall and place each in their spot*

Alright. How much to fill up a gallon?

"3.85 Anything else?"

How much for a good time with you?

*I turn around tucking a strand of cherry red hair behind my ear and placed my hands on the counter* "Its a pretty high price, possibly couldn't afford." *I said while tapping on the counter.*

Did I make it weird?

Vitae

12/10/17 07:04AM

xLeina said:

*I folded my arms* "You must have alot of money if I say even 5k or I can go higher, what's a millionaire doing out in the middle of nowhere? Unless I'm wrong." *I give a small smirk*

This was her reply Anya, I don't think you saw it though

Anya_the_Futa_Knight

12/10/17 07:11AM

Vitae said:

xLeina said:

*I folded my arms* "You must have alot of money if I say even 5k or I can go higher, what's a millionaire doing out in the middle of nowhere? Unless I'm wrong." *I give a small smirk*

This was her reply Anya, I don't think you saw it though

Oops

Anya_the_Futa_Knight

12/10/17 07:14AM

xLeina said:

*I folded my arms* "You must have alot of money if I say even 5k or I can go higher, what's a millionaire doing out in the middle of nowhere? Unless I'm wrong." *I give a small smirk*

Maybe not 5k, but I've got a 25 inch cock for you~

NudistAngelica

12/10/17 07:50AM

While gulping down the next beer, I hear the words "25 inch cock". I swallow the last drop and as I toss the can into the garbage can, a smirk and a blush appears on my face. I walk back into the building and look for whoever said that. "Who has that amazing cock of doom, now?"

Anya_the_Futa_Knight

12/10/17 08:26AM

NudistAngelica said:
While gulping down the next beer, I hear the words "25 inch cock". I swallow the last drop and as I toss the can into the garbage can, a smirk and a blush appears on my face. I walk back into the building and look for whoever said that. "Who has that amazing cock of doom, now?"

Me lil sister

NudistAngelica

12/10/17 11:51AM

Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:

NudistAngelica said:
While gulping down the next beer, I hear the words "25 inch cock". I swallow the last drop and as I toss the can into the garbage can, a smirk and a blush appears on my face. I walk back into the building and look for whoever said that. "Who has that amazing cock of doom, now?"

Me lil sister

...No way. Prove it.

Corrupt-Shrine-Maiden

12/10/17 02:15PM

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A young, stacked girl with too small clothes steps into the store, looking around. "Anyone knows what's with the buring car outside?"

NudistAngelica

12/10/17 03:50PM

"My, uh... My drive couldn't handle my bullshit." I reassure the girl with a timid smile.

Corrupt-Shrine-Maiden

12/10/17 04:00PM

"Uhh... sorry 'bout that." I say, not at all bothered by the nudist. Instead, I take off my own clothing. "If we can walk around butt naked... This stuff's too tight anyway..."

Anya_the_Futa_Knight

12/10/17 09:21PM

NudistAngelica said:

Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:

NudistAngelica said:
While gulping down the next beer, I hear the words "25 inch cock". I swallow the last drop and as I toss the can into the garbage can, a smirk and a blush appears on my face. I walk back into the building and look for whoever said that. "Who has that amazing cock of doom, now?"

Me lil sister

...No way. Prove it.

*I pull out my massive cock and lay it on your face*