*Lights a second cigarette*
Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:
*i come in with a jerrycan* How much to fill this up?
*i come in with a jerrycan* How much to fill this up?
*I continue to tap on the counter* "You can fill it up at the pump." *I say before turning around to the cigarette wall and place each in their spot*
xLeina said:
*I continue to tap on the counter* "You can fill it up at the pump." *I say before turning around to the cigarette wall and place each in their spot*
Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:
*i come in with a jerrycan* How much to fill this up?
*i come in with a jerrycan* How much to fill this up?
*I continue to tap on the counter* "You can fill it up at the pump." *I say before turning around to the cigarette wall and place each in their spot*
Alright. How much to fill up a gallon?
Lilith said:
I walk in, wearing a full white suit, cane in hand.
“I just bought this privately owned establishment since it’s privately owned and makes about $10k a year if it’s lucky, while I own a multi billion dollar company. I’m turning this place into a completely online business where you order the gas online. Blue, you’re out of a job. Angelica, no one cares about nudists this is 2017 we care more about which of the 92 genders you aren’t. Knight, you probably got aids from the gas station bathroom. And Cube, I’m sending you to Vegas. We need another reason for no one in the US to want stricter gun control.”
I walk in, wearing a full white suit, cane in hand.
“I just bought this privately owned establishment since it’s privately owned and makes about $10k a year if it’s lucky, while I own a multi billion dollar company. I’m turning this place into a completely online business where you order the gas online. Blue, you’re out of a job. Angelica, no one cares about nudists this is 2017 we care more about which of the 92 genders you aren’t. Knight, you probably got aids from the gas station bathroom. And Cube, I’m sending you to Vegas. We need another reason for no one in the US to want stricter gun control.”
10/10 perfect
Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:
Alright. How much to fill up a gallon?
xLeina said:
*I continue to tap on the counter* "You can fill it up at the pump." *I say before turning around to the cigarette wall and place each in their spot*
Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:
*i come in with a jerrycan* How much to fill this up?
*i come in with a jerrycan* How much to fill this up?
*I continue to tap on the counter* "You can fill it up at the pump." *I say before turning around to the cigarette wall and place each in their spot*
Alright. How much to fill up a gallon?
"3.85 Anything else?"
This may be the single greatest thread on the site right now.
*True to my name, I walk up with a bandana over my face and kick the door in. I pat Cubert on the back, flip off the security cams, steal two seperate 24 packs of beer, and walk outside. After chugging down 8 of the cans, I pull a can of crimson spray out of my slingbag, and start tagging the side of the building with several stereotypical Anarchy A's, a crude middle finger, and a line of text boldly proclaiming 'Fuck the capitalists, smash the system, brothers and sisters!'*
xLeina said:
"3.85 Anything else?"
Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:
Alright. How much to fill up a gallon?
xLeina said:
*I continue to tap on the counter* "You can fill it up at the pump." *I say before turning around to the cigarette wall and place each in their spot*
Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:
*i come in with a jerrycan* How much to fill this up?
*i come in with a jerrycan* How much to fill this up?
*I continue to tap on the counter* "You can fill it up at the pump." *I say before turning around to the cigarette wall and place each in their spot*
Alright. How much to fill up a gallon?
"3.85 Anything else?"
xLeina said:
"3.85 Anything else?"
Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:
Alright. How much to fill up a gallon?
xLeina said:
*I continue to tap on the counter* "You can fill it up at the pump." *I say before turning around to the cigarette wall and place each in their spot*
Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:
*i come in with a jerrycan* How much to fill this up?
*i come in with a jerrycan* How much to fill this up?
*I continue to tap on the counter* "You can fill it up at the pump." *I say before turning around to the cigarette wall and place each in their spot*
Alright. How much to fill up a gallon?
"3.85 Anything else?"
How much for a good time with you?
Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:
How much for a good time with you?
xLeina said:
"3.85 Anything else?"
Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:
Alright. How much to fill up a gallon?
xLeina said:
*I continue to tap on the counter* "You can fill it up at the pump." *I say before turning around to the cigarette wall and place each in their spot*
Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:
*i come in with a jerrycan* How much to fill this up?
*i come in with a jerrycan* How much to fill this up?
*I continue to tap on the counter* "You can fill it up at the pump." *I say before turning around to the cigarette wall and place each in their spot*
Alright. How much to fill up a gallon?
"3.85 Anything else?"
xLeina said:
"3.85 Anything else?"
Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:
Alright. How much to fill up a gallon?
xLeina said:
*I continue to tap on the counter* "You can fill it up at the pump." *I say before turning around to the cigarette wall and place each in their spot*
Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:
*i come in with a jerrycan* How much to fill this up?
*i come in with a jerrycan* How much to fill this up?
*I continue to tap on the counter* "You can fill it up at the pump." *I say before turning around to the cigarette wall and place each in their spot*
Alright. How much to fill up a gallon?
"3.85 Anything else?"
How much for a good time with you?
*I turn around tucking a strand of cherry red hair behind my ear and placed my hands on the counter* "Its a pretty high price, possibly couldn't afford." *I said while tapping on the counter.*
I set the jug down and walk out. I turn the corner and see Anarchy and his arsenal of beer. "Holy shit, dude. Mind if I have a few?"
NudistAngelica said:
I set the jug down and walk out. I turn the corner and see Anarchy and his arsenal of beer. "Holy shit, dude. Mind if I have a few?"
I set the jug down and walk out. I turn the corner and see Anarchy and his arsenal of beer. "Holy shit, dude. Mind if I have a few?"
"Go for it. Paint something if you want too, not like anyone comes out here." *Chooses to selectively ignore the large crowd of people that have gathered at the supposedly typically abandoned gas station.*
Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:
Alright. How much to fill up a gallon?
xLeina said:
*I continue to tap on the counter* "You can fill it up at the pump." *I say before turning around to the cigarette wall and place each in their spot*
Anya_the_Futa_Knight said:
*i come in with a jerrycan* How much to fill this up?
*i come in with a jerrycan* How much to fill this up?
*I continue to tap on the counter* "You can fill it up at the pump." *I say before turning around to the cigarette wall and place each in their spot*
Alright. How much to fill up a gallon?
"3.85 Anything else?"[/quote]
How much for a good time with you?[/quote]
*I turn around tucking a strand of cherry red hair behind my ear and placed my hands on the counter* "Its a pretty high price, possibly couldn't afford." *I said while tapping on the counter.*[/quote]
Name. your. Price
*I folded my arms* "You must have alot of money if I say even 5k or I can go higher, what's a millionaire doing out in the middle of nowhere? Unless I'm wrong." *I give a small smirk*
Anarchy1917 said:
"Go for it. Paint something if you want too, not like anyone comes out here." *Chooses to selectively ignore the large crowd of people that have gathered at the supposedly typically abandoned gas station.*
NudistAngelica said:
I set the jug down and walk out. I turn the corner and see Anarchy and his arsenal of beer. "Holy shit, dude. Mind if I have a few?"
I set the jug down and walk out. I turn the corner and see Anarchy and his arsenal of beer. "Holy shit, dude. Mind if I have a few?"
"Go for it. Paint something if you want too, not like anyone comes out here." *Chooses to selectively ignore the large crowd of people that have gathered at the supposedly typically abandoned gas station.*
*Grabs a beer, chugs it down, then paints "Google Earth, do us a favor and don't find this hellhole."
