I walk in, wearing a full white suit, cane in hand.
“I just bought this privately owned establishment since it’s privately owned and makes about $10k a year if it’s lucky, while I own a multi billion dollar company. I’m turning this place into a completely online business where you order the gas online. Blue, you’re out of a job. Angelica, no one cares about nudists this is 2017 we care more about which of the 92 genders you aren’t. Knight, you probably got aids from the gas station bathroom. And Cube, I’m sending you to Vegas. We need another reason for no one in the US to want stricter gun control.”