The Homestuck in me is fucking SCREAMING right now.

It's obviously purple

Same here. What's your extended sign? I'm a Mage of Mind who bleeds in yellow.

According to songs and legends, my people bleed Scarlet and Gray

Color is subjective.

Is vodka a colour?

Take a bag of gushers and step on them, that's your answer.

Bold of you to assume I bleed

Ill Check! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA