Rule 34 - Combine all your fetishes into on sentence

EdgedDenied

09/12/17 10:48PM

Combine all your fetishes into on sentence

Edit: Dammit, "One" sentence. Damn phone

Take all your kinks (or let's say your top ten or so, for you dedicated few who are into everything) and combine them into one succinct sentence. Let's see how creative and/or perverted everyone here is!

For example mine would be something like "I'm bound and unable to move as a tall muscular demoness office lady complete with red skin and horns teases and edges my magically permanently denied cock with her nylon feet while a muscular night elf futa sinks her cock into my throat, wrapping her thighs around my head to hold me still."

How about you?

4Tea2

09/12/17 11:18PM

A loli gives me a footjob with her feet covered in scat, while two, big, beefy guys double penetrate my ass.

I'm not kidding, I'm just fucked in the head.

Friendlypornlover

09/12/17 11:22PM

I'm pretty basic with my kinks. Even the taboo kinky ones are apparently common on here. Like-a-so:

As I watch the dog plowing my mom in the ass, I make sure my cum sprays all over her face as she screams in pleasure, the dog giving her ass a workout as her pussy is filled with a big horse dildo.

Fuck_Anything_Humanoid

09/12/17 11:30PM

That is literally impossible for me. I have way too many fetishes.

BendyCindy

09/13/17 12:48AM

>top ten or so

OK you saved me a lot of typing. Time to cheat with compound sentences:

The man tackled the girl in the alleyway, and wasted no time in bending her over the dirty dumpster and tugging her pants down to her knees; he ignored her cries and please and immediately shoved his cock into her tight asshole, where he pounded her rough and dry until he felt his orgasm approaching, when he pulled out and tugged on her hair to force her to face him, and he shoved his cock straight into her mouth, forcing her to gag on the taste of her own ass as his cum shot into her throat before he pulled out and shot a last spurt of cum onto her face, forcing her to squeeze an eye shut as the stream draped over her eye, but he wasn't done yet; he hoisted her back up onto the dumpster and spun her around again before shoving back into her pussy, pounding away at her defenseless cunt while his hand spanked her ass hard, his other hand tightly gripping her throat to keep her from having a steady stream of air, when he suddenly slammed forward with a groan, emptying his balls in her pussy; his cockhead was pressed up against her cervix, letting his seed almost instantly swarm her ovum to impregnate her; when he was finally done, he shoved her forward into the dumpster, letting the heavy lid slam shut above her.

I'm no poet

Hiro_Miro

09/13/17 12:56AM

BendyCindy said:
>top ten or so

OK you saved me a lot of typing. Time to cheat with compound sentences:

The man tackled the girl in the alleyway, and wasted no time in bending her over the dirty dumpster and tugging her pants down to her knees; he ignored her cries and please and immediately shoved his cock into her tight asshole, where he pounded her rough and dry until he felt his orgasm approaching, when he pulled out and tugged on her hair to force her to face him, and he shoved his cock straight into her mouth, forcing her to gag on the taste of her own ass as his cum shot into her throat before he pulled out and shot a last spurt of cum onto her face, forcing her to squeeze an eye shut as the stream draped over her eye, but he wasn't done yet; he hoisted her back up onto the dumpster and spun her around again before shoving back into her pussy, pounding away at her defenseless cunt while his hand spanked her ass hard, his other hand tightly gripping her throat to keep her from having a steady stream of air, when he suddenly slammed forward with a groan, emptying his balls in her pussy; his cockhead was pressed up against her cervix, letting his seed almost instantly swarm her ovum to impregnate her; when he was finally done, he shoved her forward into the dumpster, letting the heavy lid slam shut above her.

I'm no poet

I can get the rape fetish but Cindy are you sure you wanna be impregnated and just abandoned like trash? I don't like that idea

EdgedDenied

09/13/17 01:04AM

BendyCindy said:
>I'm no poet

I disagree.

Anarchy1917

09/13/17 01:16AM

EdgedDenied said:

BendyCindy said:
>I'm no poet

I disagree.

She just didn't know it.

sick-fuck

09/13/17 03:27AM

Not a single sentence but i want to chime in anyway ^_^

"As my dark-skinned captive is struggling against her bonds and screaming through her gag, i'm exploring her body with my mouth. For hours the only sounds are her muffled cries for help and my lust driven sucking, until finally every part of her body that wasn't already covered in rope has been violated by my tongue. I've gotten bored of my slave for today, So I decide to cram my dick in her ass and coat her insides with my load. Eventually after dinner i'll wash her up so she can be ready to use tomorrow"

Dickygirl_

09/13/17 04:28AM

A punky girl with a big canine dick fucks me from behind while calling me princess. She then pulls out, puts me on my back, takes me again and knots me as we kiss and cuddle.

UseAlex

09/13/17 04:38AM

I'm minding my own business in my room, brushing my long red hair, when mechanical arms seize me, strip me, and place me in a giant sex machine, which penetrates all my holes and then fills me with semen, but then it pumps chemicals into my pussy to make it incredibly sensitive and to induce lactation, causing milk to spurt out of my nipples as I try and fail to stop myself from orgasming over a dozen times; I get turned upside down so my pussy can be used to mix semen, pussy juice, and my milk together into one gross fluid which is pumped down my throat right before I notice a screen showing everything which happened to me on international television for everyone to enjoy.

>Rape
>Sex Machines
>Body Modification
>Lactation
>Cum Play
>Humiliation
>Unwilling Orgasm

...redhead...

Starlights

09/13/17 05:26AM

I'm on all fours with two dicks up my ass and a fist pounding inside me, twos cock in my mouth and another in each hand as still more prod and poke at my ass and cheeks, some prematurely ejaculating over me before they get their turn, one after another cumming in me and on me and despite it being the best orgasm of their lives every time, they still slap my face and tell me to do better next time, slapping my ass until it's red and I'm crying, struggling to satisfy the neverending series of dicks as they coat my hair, face, and body in cum until I can't even see, blindly reaching for the next on auto-pilot until I finally feel my holes empty, leaving me to gasp and grope blindly for the next boy until I realize they all finished and left minutes ago, leaving me to pass out in a sticky puddle, wake up the next morning, shower, get dressed, and go about my normal day, smiling and talking happily with all of the people I see every day, none of them ever suspecting I was involved in something so depraved just a few hours ago, much less that I enjoyed it and was thinking about instead of their small talk.

Stallion_

09/13/17 05:46AM

I have too many to fit into a sentence so the short and sweet is: If there's an ass then I can fuck it.

I'll get more creative later.

BendyCindy

09/13/17 06:40AM

Hiro_Miro said:

BendyCindy said:
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I can get the rape fetish but Cindy are you sure you wanna be impregnated and just abandoned like trash? I don't like that idea

lolno, and I don't wanna be raped either. Just like how I play war games but I don't want to go to actual war.

Starlights

09/13/17 07:02AM

BendyCindy said:

Hiro_Miro said:

BendyCindy said:
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I can get the rape fetish but Cindy are you sure you wanna be impregnated and just abandoned like trash? I don't like that idea

lolno, and I don't wanna be raped either. Just like how I play war games but I don't want to go to actual war.

lol, this reminds me of when I was just reading back through the cock sucking get together topic, and the Egyptian Princess kept begging people to let her go, and guys kept actually trying to instead of playing along. I laughed every time.