I have this purple rubber thing, need a lot of lube to use it though.

A woman. `w`

Drunk women.

I've had a few. Honestly none of them are great, and they all break way, way too fast.

Sandwhich! ouo

Of course the best male sex toy is the apple pie.

actually... if you like to experiment :P just take a dildo :P XD

Mrs. Palm and her five lovely daughters.

I would use a fleshlight, cause I never had or before. I might as well get that auto blowjob 2 machine.