Ohhhh God that soooooo hot. :p yes I know I'm a dick.

Once accidentally sat on an open-faced sub, with a pickle sticking out. The pickle ran up my pussy and my butt got all squishy and covered in mustard.

And I didn't see it there. It just looked like a regular old bus stop bench to me.

You should be more careful with your submissives. You may like it hot, but you don't have to cover her in mustard to make her hotter

Once masturbated with a plunger . it went all the way in, and slowly went out due to suction*

I owned a toy sonic screwdriver once and there was a disconnecting piece at the end

Sounds terrifying did you start choking? :o


I often get pieces of food stuck between my molars that I have to use floss to get out. IT seems the more you floss the more likely things get stuck in your teeth its an annoying and viscous cycle of dental hygene.