what if you take out a $1M loan, then deposit your $1M into its offset account?
now you have a $1M loan with no interest, but you haven't actually 'spent' your original $1M since you can withdraw it again at any time.

Alright, 1million dollars, but;...
You'll have diarrhea until all the 1million is spent. :)
The feeling gets twice as bad every day.

depends on how you spend it :P

1 Million Dollars but you also are bond to a wife who spend the most of it.

A wife that spends most of it? :o
Not sure, because I don't have a wife, so does that mean I get a wife? Can't answer to that. X)
Letting someone else with a wife answer it.

so i'm getting a free wife and some free money ?
i'll take that deal

1 million dollars but you lose a physical body. That way you have no way of spending it haha >:D

Million Dollars but every time someone asks for your name you have to say it like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABC5TRSj9gE

for a year! >:3

Million dollars but every time you wanna spend some money You would Transfrom into Your Waifu/Husbando and get brutally gangbanged

Nope.

1 million dollars, but the closest thing you'll get to sex from here on out is browsing R34 and your hands.

Joke's on you Kinky_Pie, that's just a bonus. So yeah, I'd definitely take that deal.

Million dollars but all out nuclear-war happens on a universal scale.

Million dollars but you're forced to ask everyone you meet if they're a virgin.

A million dollars but you're forced to wear clothes at all times ;)

A million dollars but you're forced to stop ruining family traditions. ;-;

How about a million dollars, but every time you stand up, a clone of Duke Nukem appears out of nowhere and proceeds to list every word in the Oxford Dictionary, and you are physically unable to move until he finishes.