NudistAngelica said:
A million dollars, but every penny spent is converted into an ounce of semen of which you must drink by midnight every day.

do you still get semen by spending dollars which aren't part of the $1M ?
or by spending after the $1M is exhausted ?

NudistAngelica said:
A million dollars, but every penny spent is converted into an ounce of semen of which you must drink by midnight every day.

XEVILCl0wnX said:
every dollar you keep

XEVILCl0wnX said:
Yes...

But what if you're trying to save?

Junker said:
Million bucks but the main character of the last video game you played tries to hunt you down and kill you.

Lorby said:
Holy shit I fucking told you Kirby is a monster!

No btw

Bullion gold but!
Anytime someone helps you, you have to insult them to their face.
And since I saw some similar cases earlier.
Yesyou have to do it, you can't just be quiet, hence the consequences of a Million dollars

WitchMercy said:
A million dollars, but you are teleported 3000 years in the past

Inscythe said:
1 million dollars but everyday you must engage in a bout of fisticuffs in order to defend your money. However, your opponent will always be fairly worse of a fighter than you meaning you always carry the advantage.

This pattern of fighting will continue until you have spent the entirety of your money.

Jade_Non said:
Million dollars but everytime you eat something you have to moan in accordance to how delicious the food was.

Jade_Non said:
Million dollars but everytime you eat something you have to moan in accordance to how delicious the food was.

bipface said:

do you still get injured by spending dollars which aren't part of the $1M ?
or spending after the $1M is exhausted ?

accountants would have a fun time finding loopholes for this one