Kinky_Pie
06/16/17 03:02AM
>.>
*Takes the million dollars*

ITS ALL MINE!! >83
Jade_Non
06/16/17 03:05AM
Kinky_Pie said:
*Takes the million dollars*

ITS ALL MINE!! >83
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DarkShadow12
06/16/17 03:12AM
A million dollars, but every one dollar you spend, somebody inflicts bodily harm to you in the most painful area you can think of.
Junker
06/16/17 03:14AM
DarkShadow12 said:
A million dollars, but every one dollar you spend, somebody inflicts bodily harm to you in the most painful area you can think of.

Eh, I'm not big on pain. No dice my dude.
Jade_Non
06/16/17 03:25AM
DarkShadow12 said:
A million dollars, but every one dollar you spend, somebody inflicts bodily harm to you in the most painful area you can think of.
kinky...I mean. Pass.

million dollars but, 1 in every 10 of anything you eat will taste like a random horrible flavor of something you should never lick/taste
bipface
06/16/17 08:59AM
DarkShadow12 said:
A million dollars, but every one dollar you spend, somebody inflicts bodily harm to you in the most painful area you can think of.

do you still get injured by spending dollars which aren't part of the $1M ?
or spending after the $1M is exhausted ?

accountants would have a fun time finding loopholes for this one
Testmylimits
06/16/17 09:07AM
Million Dollars, but you have explosive Diarrhea everyday until you spend it all.
jelloman
06/16/17 10:00AM
you get a million dollars, but you get a violent orgasm at the most inappropriate moments, the wet spots even showing through your clothes, and everyone will notice when you have them
Junker
06/16/17 12:05PM
jelloman said:
you get a million dollars, but you get a violent orgasm at the most inappropriate moments, the wet spots even showing through your clothes, and everyone will notice when you have them


Ha. I'll do that.
bipface
06/16/17 12:38PM
Karkat-Vantas said:
Million bucks but you lose your ass virginity to your old geography teacher

what if she doesn't have a dick?

for the record, mine was the hottest teacher in the school. thanks for reminding me of her
Kele
06/17/17 01:39AM
Million dollars but you will be forced to watch the love of your life marry someone who treats them shittily, and you're never able to love again.
Junker
06/17/17 02:00AM
Kele said:
Million dollars but you will be forced to watch the love of your life marry someone who treats them shittily, and you're never able to love again.


That got deep. Wouldn't do that.

Million bucks but everyday you have a new annoying song stuck in your head, and when you try to change it it gets louder and louder.
bipface
06/17/17 07:30AM
Junker said:
Million bucks but everyday you have a new annoying song stuck in your head, and when you try to change it it gets louder and louder.

i already experience this every day
NudistAngelica
06/17/17 07:36AM
A million dollars, but every penny spent is converted into an ounce of semen of which you must drink by midnight every day.
Angela_Ziegler
06/17/17 08:02AM
NudistAngelica said:
A million dollars, but every penny spent is converted into an ounce of semen of which you must drink by midnight every day.


my math may be off but
*1 penny = 1 ounce

*100 pennies[1 Dollar] = 100 ounces[12.5 cups]

*the average stomach can hold 32.oz of fluid[4 cups]

"A good stethoscope can cost $160.00(USD) so..."
*$160.00=16000¢ / 16000.oz=2000 cups

*2000cups = 125.gal


Guter Gott... nein, I'll pass...
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