Kinky_Pie said:
I stole a snickers bar and hid it under my boob -u-
I stole a snickers bar and hid it under my boob -u-
That's not so bad.
That's not so bad.
Inscythe said:
Crazy enough or "kinky enough" as you originally put it?
Testmylimits said:
I was asking to see, if anyone was crazy enough to do something so ridiculous.
I was asking to see, if anyone was crazy enough to do something so ridiculous.
Crazy enough or "kinky enough" as you originally put it?
Well in this context those two go together
I'm no expert but the health ramifications of such kinds of foreign objects (like plastic wrappers filled with bacteria and other nasty things from sitting on display for days or even weeks) being inserted in one's orifices is enough deterrent for even the "kinkiest" of people...
But hey, if you wanna shove a bag of m&m's up your ass and take it to the movies despite there being easier ways to sneak in food, be our guest. Tell us how it goes
Edit: this thread cracked me up. Cheers bud
But hey, if you wanna shove a bag of m&m's up your ass and take it to the movies despite there being easier ways to sneak in food, be our guest. Tell us how it goes
Edit: this thread cracked me up. Cheers bud
justlurking said:
I'm no expert but the health ramifications of such kinds of foreign objects (like plastic wrappers filled with bacteria and other nasty things from sitting on display for days or even weeks) being inserted in one's orifices is enough deterrent for even the "kinkiest" of people...
But hey, if you wanna shove a bag of m&m's up your ass and take it to the movies despite there being easier ways to sneak in food, be our guest. Tell us how it goes
Edit: this thread cracked me up. Cheers bud
I'm no expert but the health ramifications of such kinds of foreign objects (like plastic wrappers filled with bacteria and other nasty things from sitting on display for days or even weeks) being inserted in one's orifices is enough deterrent for even the "kinkiest" of people...
But hey, if you wanna shove a bag of m&m's up your ass and take it to the movies despite there being easier ways to sneak in food, be our guest. Tell us how it goes
Edit: this thread cracked me up. Cheers bud
It was just a crazy thought that popped in my head. Plus, wouldn't everyone, IF they were gonna do it, put their food in like a protective wrapping first.
Anyway, like I said, It was a crazy thought and I was drunk.
Testmylimits said:
It was just a crazy thought that popped in my head. Plus, wouldn't everyone, IF they were gonna do it, put their food in like a protective wrapping first.
Anyway, like I said, It was a crazy thought and I was drunk.
justlurking said:
I'm no expert but the health ramifications of such kinds of foreign objects (like plastic wrappers filled with bacteria and other nasty things from sitting on display for days or even weeks) being inserted in one's orifices is enough deterrent for even the "kinkiest" of people...
But hey, if you wanna shove a bag of m&m's up your ass and take it to the movies despite there being easier ways to sneak in food, be our guest. Tell us how it goes
Edit: this thread cracked me up. Cheers bud
I'm no expert but the health ramifications of such kinds of foreign objects (like plastic wrappers filled with bacteria and other nasty things from sitting on display for days or even weeks) being inserted in one's orifices is enough deterrent for even the "kinkiest" of people...
But hey, if you wanna shove a bag of m&m's up your ass and take it to the movies despite there being easier ways to sneak in food, be our guest. Tell us how it goes
Edit: this thread cracked me up. Cheers bud
It was just a crazy thought that popped in my head. Plus, wouldn't everyone, IF they were gonna do it, put their food in like a protective wrapping first.
Anyway, like I said, It was a crazy thought and I was drunk.
Being drunk would definitely explain why you mention even fruit being taken to a theater. Don't think I've ever even heard of anyone eating that there.
I can tell you that even if you use a condom to insert the candy In, the bag is still too sharp and jagged for it not to be painful as all hell. there definitely would be blood involved
You seem to be confusing public events with fucking prison.
justlurking said:
Being drunk would definitely explain why you mention even fruit being taken to a theater. Don't think I've ever even heard of anyone eating that there.
I can tell you that even if you use a condom to insert the candy In, the bag is still too sharp and jagged for it not to be painful as all hell. there definitely would be blood involved
Testmylimits said:
It was just a crazy thought that popped in my head. Plus, wouldn't everyone, IF they were gonna do it, put their food in like a protective wrapping first.
Anyway, like I said, It was a crazy thought and I was drunk.
justlurking said:
I'm no expert but the health ramifications of such kinds of foreign objects (like plastic wrappers filled with bacteria and other nasty things from sitting on display for days or even weeks) being inserted in one's orifices is enough deterrent for even the "kinkiest" of people...
But hey, if you wanna shove a bag of m&m's up your ass and take it to the movies despite there being easier ways to sneak in food, be our guest. Tell us how it goes
Edit: this thread cracked me up. Cheers bud
I'm no expert but the health ramifications of such kinds of foreign objects (like plastic wrappers filled with bacteria and other nasty things from sitting on display for days or even weeks) being inserted in one's orifices is enough deterrent for even the "kinkiest" of people...
But hey, if you wanna shove a bag of m&m's up your ass and take it to the movies despite there being easier ways to sneak in food, be our guest. Tell us how it goes
Edit: this thread cracked me up. Cheers bud
It was just a crazy thought that popped in my head. Plus, wouldn't everyone, IF they were gonna do it, put their food in like a protective wrapping first.
Anyway, like I said, It was a crazy thought and I was drunk.
Being drunk would definitely explain why you mention even fruit being taken to a theater. Don't think I've ever even heard of anyone eating that there.
I can tell you that even if you use a condom to insert the candy In, the bag is still too sharp and jagged for it not to be painful as all hell. there definitely would be blood involved
Ok lets just go with this for a second..Imagine you are in a theater.
First of all you could not wear jeans because then you have to pull them down. That leaves you with a skirt. And you would have to spread your legs or essentially shit on the floor... Which also means you cant use chocolate because that would melt from your body temperature.
So there you are, shitting out a stick of mentos that you wrapped into plastic foil, just to spare the 3 dollars you would have to pay in the cinema..
....Fuck man thats just desperate
Purses exist
Killua said:
Ok lets just go with this for a second..Imagine you are in a theater.
First of all you could not wear jeans because then you have to pull them down. That leaves you with a skirt. And you would have to spread your legs or essentially shit on the floor... Which also means you cant use chocolate because that would melt from your body temperature.
So there you are, shitting out a stick of mentos that you wrapped into plastic foil, just to spare the 3 dollars you would have to pay in the cinema..
....Fuck man thats just desperate
justlurking said:
Being drunk would definitely explain why you mention even fruit being taken to a theater. Don't think I've ever even heard of anyone eating that there.
I can tell you that even if you use a condom to insert the candy In, the bag is still too sharp and jagged for it not to be painful as all hell. there definitely would be blood involved
Testmylimits said:
It was just a crazy thought that popped in my head. Plus, wouldn't everyone, IF they were gonna do it, put their food in like a protective wrapping first.
Anyway, like I said, It was a crazy thought and I was drunk.
justlurking said:
I'm no expert but the health ramifications of such kinds of foreign objects (like plastic wrappers filled with bacteria and other nasty things from sitting on display for days or even weeks) being inserted in one's orifices is enough deterrent for even the "kinkiest" of people...
But hey, if you wanna shove a bag of m&m's up your ass and take it to the movies despite there being easier ways to sneak in food, be our guest. Tell us how it goes
Edit: this thread cracked me up. Cheers bud
I'm no expert but the health ramifications of such kinds of foreign objects (like plastic wrappers filled with bacteria and other nasty things from sitting on display for days or even weeks) being inserted in one's orifices is enough deterrent for even the "kinkiest" of people...
But hey, if you wanna shove a bag of m&m's up your ass and take it to the movies despite there being easier ways to sneak in food, be our guest. Tell us how it goes
Edit: this thread cracked me up. Cheers bud
It was just a crazy thought that popped in my head. Plus, wouldn't everyone, IF they were gonna do it, put their food in like a protective wrapping first.
Anyway, like I said, It was a crazy thought and I was drunk.
Being drunk would definitely explain why you mention even fruit being taken to a theater. Don't think I've ever even heard of anyone eating that there.
I can tell you that even if you use a condom to insert the candy In, the bag is still too sharp and jagged for it not to be painful as all hell. there definitely would be blood involved
Ok lets just go with this for a second..Imagine you are in a theater.
First of all you could not wear jeans because then you have to pull them down. That leaves you with a skirt. And you would have to spread your legs or essentially shit on the floor... Which also means you cant use chocolate because that would melt from your body temperature.
So there you are, shitting out a stick of mentos that you wrapped into plastic foil, just to spare the 3 dollars you would have to pay in the cinema..
....Fuck man thats just desperate
Buddy, don't you be telling me about desperate when we have all been telling you the same thing...
No offense, but To me this is just coming off as some kind of fantasy you came up with and are reaching really far to see if anyone has done it so you can get off.
Yeah smuggling whole entire sausage logs and soda drinks to save a dollar or two at the movie theater all the time!
I always get nervous during the pat downs they do at theaters that they'll find out. Luckily I never get pulled aside for the cavity checks.
No man I put it in my coat like a fucking normal human being.
I always get nervous during the pat downs they do at theaters that they'll find out. Luckily I never get pulled aside for the cavity checks.
No man I put it in my coat like a fucking normal human being.
So if you smuggle a can of Coca-Cola in, does that make you a Coke mule?
This thread doesn't work out for me. People would see it if I did that >~<
Smuggled six cans in one pant leg, a box of Junior mints in one pocket, gummy worms in another, m&ms in my one jacket pocket, and one of those mini packs of pringles in the other. Few more Pringles down the last pant leg. I sounded like a crinkly suit of armor, but they didn't suspect a thing. And I saved a good... $10
justlurking said:
Buddy, don't you be telling me about desperate when we have all been telling you the same thing...
No offense, but To me this is just coming off as some kind of fantasy you came up with and are reaching really far to see if anyone has done it so you can get off.
Killua said:
Ok lets just go with this for a second..Imagine you are in a theater.
First of all you could not wear jeans because then you have to pull them down. That leaves you with a skirt. And you would have to spread your legs or essentially shit on the floor... Which also means you cant use chocolate because that would melt from your body temperature.
So there you are, shitting out a stick of mentos that you wrapped into plastic foil, just to spare the 3 dollars you would have to pay in the cinema..
....Fuck man thats just desperate
justlurking said:
Being drunk would definitely explain why you mention even fruit being taken to a theater. Don't think I've ever even heard of anyone eating that there.
I can tell you that even if you use a condom to insert the candy In, the bag is still too sharp and jagged for it not to be painful as all hell. there definitely would be blood involved
Testmylimits said:
It was just a crazy thought that popped in my head. Plus, wouldn't everyone, IF they were gonna do it, put their food in like a protective wrapping first.
Anyway, like I said, It was a crazy thought and I was drunk.
justlurking said:
I'm no expert but the health ramifications of such kinds of foreign objects (like plastic wrappers filled with bacteria and other nasty things from sitting on display for days or even weeks) being inserted in one's orifices is enough deterrent for even the "kinkiest" of people...
But hey, if you wanna shove a bag of m&m's up your ass and take it to the movies despite there being easier ways to sneak in food, be our guest. Tell us how it goes
Edit: this thread cracked me up. Cheers bud
I'm no expert but the health ramifications of such kinds of foreign objects (like plastic wrappers filled with bacteria and other nasty things from sitting on display for days or even weeks) being inserted in one's orifices is enough deterrent for even the "kinkiest" of people...
But hey, if you wanna shove a bag of m&m's up your ass and take it to the movies despite there being easier ways to sneak in food, be our guest. Tell us how it goes
Edit: this thread cracked me up. Cheers bud
It was just a crazy thought that popped in my head. Plus, wouldn't everyone, IF they were gonna do it, put their food in like a protective wrapping first.
Anyway, like I said, It was a crazy thought and I was drunk.
Being drunk would definitely explain why you mention even fruit being taken to a theater. Don't think I've ever even heard of anyone eating that there.
I can tell you that even if you use a condom to insert the candy In, the bag is still too sharp and jagged for it not to be painful as all hell. there definitely would be blood involved
Ok lets just go with this for a second..Imagine you are in a theater.
First of all you could not wear jeans because then you have to pull them down. That leaves you with a skirt. And you would have to spread your legs or essentially shit on the floor... Which also means you cant use chocolate because that would melt from your body temperature.
So there you are, shitting out a stick of mentos that you wrapped into plastic foil, just to spare the 3 dollars you would have to pay in the cinema..
....Fuck man thats just desperate
Buddy, don't you be telling me about desperate when we have all been telling you the same thing...
No offense, but To me this is just coming off as some kind of fantasy you came up with and are reaching really far to see if anyone has done it so you can get off.
I did not make up the topic..i am trying to channel how utterly stupid it is..
Killua said:
I did not make up the topic..i am trying to channel how utterly stupid it is..
justlurking said:
Buddy, don't you be telling me about desperate when we have all been telling you the same thing...
No offense, but To me this is just coming off as some kind of fantasy you came up with and are reaching really far to see if anyone has done it so you can get off.
Killua said:
Ok lets just go with this for a second..Imagine you are in a theater.
First of all you could not wear jeans because then you have to pull them down. That leaves you with a skirt. And you would have to spread your legs or essentially shit on the floor... Which also means you cant use chocolate because that would melt from your body temperature.
So there you are, shitting out a stick of mentos that you wrapped into plastic foil, just to spare the 3 dollars you would have to pay in the cinema..
....Fuck man thats just desperate
justlurking said:
Being drunk would definitely explain why you mention even fruit being taken to a theater. Don't think I've ever even heard of anyone eating that there.
I can tell you that even if you use a condom to insert the candy In, the bag is still too sharp and jagged for it not to be painful as all hell. there definitely would be blood involved
Testmylimits said:
It was just a crazy thought that popped in my head. Plus, wouldn't everyone, IF they were gonna do it, put their food in like a protective wrapping first.
Anyway, like I said, It was a crazy thought and I was drunk.
justlurking said:
I'm no expert but the health ramifications of such kinds of foreign objects (like plastic wrappers filled with bacteria and other nasty things from sitting on display for days or even weeks) being inserted in one's orifices is enough deterrent for even the "kinkiest" of people...
But hey, if you wanna shove a bag of m&m's up your ass and take it to the movies despite there being easier ways to sneak in food, be our guest. Tell us how it goes
Edit: this thread cracked me up. Cheers bud
I'm no expert but the health ramifications of such kinds of foreign objects (like plastic wrappers filled with bacteria and other nasty things from sitting on display for days or even weeks) being inserted in one's orifices is enough deterrent for even the "kinkiest" of people...
But hey, if you wanna shove a bag of m&m's up your ass and take it to the movies despite there being easier ways to sneak in food, be our guest. Tell us how it goes
Edit: this thread cracked me up. Cheers bud
It was just a crazy thought that popped in my head. Plus, wouldn't everyone, IF they were gonna do it, put their food in like a protective wrapping first.
Anyway, like I said, It was a crazy thought and I was drunk.
Being drunk would definitely explain why you mention even fruit being taken to a theater. Don't think I've ever even heard of anyone eating that there.
I can tell you that even if you use a condom to insert the candy In, the bag is still too sharp and jagged for it not to be painful as all hell. there definitely would be blood involved
Ok lets just go with this for a second..Imagine you are in a theater.
First of all you could not wear jeans because then you have to pull them down. That leaves you with a skirt. And you would have to spread your legs or essentially shit on the floor... Which also means you cant use chocolate because that would melt from your body temperature.
So there you are, shitting out a stick of mentos that you wrapped into plastic foil, just to spare the 3 dollars you would have to pay in the cinema..
....Fuck man thats just desperate
Buddy, don't you be telling me about desperate when we have all been telling you the same thing...
No offense, but To me this is just coming off as some kind of fantasy you came up with and are reaching really far to see if anyone has done it so you can get off.
I did not make up the topic..i am trying to channel how utterly stupid it is..
Lol my bad. I should have read the name. Sorry!
