Awh crap, dad... *Opens a hatch that leads down the backyard, enters it, closes the hatch, goes down* finally... Got to use that *runs and hides behind a bush*

(What if the sisters shared a room? That would be fun :P)
*lies on Cortez's bed*

Heh heh, my tits are bigger than Moms'.

*lie beside you and lightly running my fingers tips alone your side.* "Oh sis, I love how big you are. Do you min?" As I start to rub the side of you breasts.

Whys everyone acting so weird?!

Age: 29
Female neighbor
Bi
Single
CrossFit and MMA professional

Short black hair
Olive skin
5'5"

"Hello, police, is incest legal in this state? I ask, because​ I suspect- Proof or don't call back? Fine! Also, can you tell Lt. Fry to call me J-pop back?"

I walk up behind him. "What's the matter little brother" I ask staring at him[/quote]

Umm, a ghost? *Starts running, going inside the house* Whew.

Not at all~

Psshhh whatever.
*I go next door and knock on Julisas door*
Hey Julisa, you home?

To NudistAngelica: I rip your shirt open. Now I can see you bra and that your nipples are hard. "Oh sis, I love how your bigger then our bitch of a mother." I then pull you bra up and over you breasts. I start to rub and play with them. Then I kiss them and suck on your nipples.

"Fuck." I quickly put away my camera and various DIY spy gear. Opening the door, "Morning, neighbor! How's the - family?"

We're good. My wife just left us, but she was a bitch anyhow. I just wanted to see if you wanted to hang out or something?

lol "Smooth, dad!" I shout from the house.

*I ignore you*
Don't mind my boy. He's just a troublemaker.

"Speaking of trouble, commit anything morally grey lately?"

I step up to you and feel your pulse on your neck like a lie detector, unaware that my 34c boobs are touching you.

"Hey, kid, have you been getting immorally lucky?" I shout back.