Rule 34 - Naughtiest thing you've done

toonsrule

02/07/17 10:23PM

Anna-benning said:
One time I went to my friends birthday and I ended up tied up onto a table being fucked by literally everyone there

Can I book you for my next birthday? ;) You sound like one helluva par-tay

Chris_(Amateur_Artist)

02/08/17 01:03AM

I agreed to the terms and services... without reading them
DUN DUN DUN~ WHAT A TWIST!!

GoodAsh

02/08/17 06:23AM

Chris_(Amateur_Artist) said:
I agreed to the terms and services... without reading them
DUN DUN DUN~ WHAT A TWIST!!

Clever answer!

Speaking of the Terms, reading them doesn't actually help much. I followed all of the rules for Prohibited Content and most of my uploads were still deleted. This right here is the only important rule: "The Site reserves the right to delete or modify your account, or any content you have posted to the site." Meh, okay.

Tongue_Monster said:
Fingered my girlfriend in the same room as her father.

You're brave, pardna. How good was your girlfriend's poker face? (pun intended)

Lt.ShinySides

02/08/17 08:10AM

I'm Twisted, yes I know.

Once when I was young, I drank milk from the carton and then put it back in the refrigerator.

Dickygirl_

02/08/17 09:31AM

Fucked in a haunted house

I was dressed as a ghoulish nurse and he was dressed as my zombie patient but we had to hide in a tight space together until the group went past and then we chased them down the hall. By quitting time my ass had been pushed against his crotch so much that we went to one of the now empty rooms and he took me against the wall. We didn't stop long enough to get out of coustume, I just pulled my panties down and my skirt up

bipface

02/08/17 10:53AM

GoodAsh said:
I followed all of the rules for Prohibited Content and most of my uploads were still deleted.

That's odd… what did you upload? are you sure they weren't duplicates?

Chris_(Amateur_Artist)

02/08/17 09:41PM

Prepare your anuses folks, I have one that beats 'em all... *ahem*

I killed someone in grand theft auto...

Tongue_Monster

02/08/17 09:46PM

GoodAsh said:

Tongue_Monster said:
Fingered my girlfriend in the same room as her father.

You're brave, pardna. How good was your girlfriend's poker face? (pun intended)

Pretty good. It contorted a bit, but she kept her moans contained, which actually was really hot.

DarkOtaku

02/09/17 07:42PM

uhm its kinda weird... but i fully crossdressed and did naughty stuff with toys while my family were at the same house... gladly werent caught by them XD

SNESzombie

02/09/17 11:11PM

In middle school fingered my girlfriend in the back seat of her moms car with both her parents in the front, fingered her in the school cafeteria, and in her house with the door open even when her little sister walked in, and we had sex in a movie theater

Nope.EXE

02/10/17 11:38AM

Kinky_Pie said:
masturbated with a cucumber and carrot and stuck it back in the fridge.Mom said the salad was delicious ;)

watched porn with my oldest nephew.Thats why hes such a playa now xD

almost had sex with the dog.good thing he was just a puppy xD

had self bondage with myself.that was fun

masturbated in church.Jesus watched the whole thing.I know where im going xD

used an electric toothbrush for clitoral stimulation.and for fighting off cavaties xD

Trust kinky to have some crazy shit.

hungprincess

02/11/17 12:27PM

Performed autofellatio in front of my friends on the bus a long time agoo

EmeraldClover

02/12/17 11:58PM

I was at a con just doing my own thing and randomly ran into a couple about to fuck. They were in some office that was unlocked and they were startled by me being there but were thrown off when I asked to join. I mostly fondled her and made out with her while she bounced on him, she was pretty fucking stacked (nerdy girls always have the best tits). After he came I got her to drink the insides of the condom and then lick him clean.

dualnexus

02/13/17 03:02AM

EmeraldClover said:
I was at a con just doing my own thing and randomly ran into a couple about to fuck. They were in some office that was unlocked and they were startled by me being there but were thrown off when I asked to join. I mostly fondled her and made out with her while she bounced on him, she was pretty fucking stacked (nerdy girls always have the best tits). After he came I got her to drink the insides of the condom and then lick him clean.

are convention girls usually that open? I might need to start doing cons again

Asgardian

02/13/17 04:21PM

Jerking one out in my car during my lunch break at work is the kinkiest I have done so far.