Sex during church service. Was in the back pews, had a gal from bible study in my lap. Got caught when she squealed a bit...It was pretty awkward at the time.

Because I still do this in home every day. ;D

Have you ever smell something so bad, and you don't know where the hell is that smell coming from in your friend's room. Well I was looking around and I heard a machine was moving like wind up toy.

Under his bed it was that fucking autoblow thing with a banana in it. Plus it have a condom on the banana. LOL That fucking nasty as shit.

So about 5 or 6 years ago, I was at my friend's house and we were watching a movie and going to sleep. His parents were already asleep, so it was just me and him. I was on the couch behind him a little and to his right and he was sitting on one of those fancy beds that folds out of a couch (it wasn't a futon, it was like an actual bed inside of a couch) and I remember something in the movie got me hard, since I hadn't done anything for a few days before, and I just started jerking off, right behind my friend. After about 5 or 10 minutes, I came in my underwear and quietly zipped my pants back up. My friend hadn't noticed me at all and after about another half hour, the movie finished and we went to sleep.

I fucked a Waffle House waitress I'd just met in the parking lot.

I raped a girl at gunpoint... Not really though...

I remember my ex giving me a hand job under the covers right in front of my brother.

WHOA THAT'S BALLER
No one says baller...but damn

But yeah. One of you must have have really wanted to do it huh?

Gave my friend's Boyfriend a blowjob under the same roof without her knowing. Best part was that they were already going to break up and he ended up with me for a bit.

When I was younger I ordered six hundred dollars worth of porn at my friends house in a single night then blamed him so he'd get in trouble, either that or the time I fapped in a car during a road trip while other people were in the car.

I got a cute twink to blow me at a school park in his car. There were quite a few people around too at the time.

Me and my parents helped my sister move (Uni) and as we were close to being finished they were downstairs and I stayed in the apartment. 2 other girls also lived there, but weren't there at the time. I have a major foot fetish and decided to use one girls pic, which I found in the kitchen, to jerk off into a pair of high heels of hers. Made sure to spread it so it could dry by the time she would put them on again.

I once jerked off a horse to give my lover a cum shower XD

I jerked off in public, in me mums car

And did no homework

I got butt fucked by my GF with a hair brush at my grandma's house. Did it in the shower. She really loved it and so did I <3

One weekend i went camping with my brother and several of his friends. After a couple of hours of walking along the beach they took of there shorts and jumped in the ocean. After a bit of banter and encouragement i reluctantly took off my tshirt and shorts and joined them. When it was time to leave i couldnt find my tshit, im pretty sure one of them hid it. So i had to walk the two hours back along the beach topless.