This will show how nerdy i am but ...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A...;ab_channel=technicalmark

What? Cant somebody bring some education in here?

this one actually is my favorite quote. but i guess you already know this one if you read it.

"Spaghetti?! That's Italian, you moron! Dammit! You idiots have been in this class for almost the whole school year, and the only Spanish you know is what you learned at Taco Bell! And Beavis can't even get THAT right! I'm going to give you little bastards just 10 seconds to come up with a sentence in Spanish, and if you can't, you're both going to the principal's office, and you're both flunking! Well, I'm waiting!"
-from beavis and butthead

"whoa whoa whoa! double straw!? first one free, you're paying for that second one."
-from flip's

"No Homo Right?"
"ALL OF THE HOMO!"
-yu gi oh

Stop. My dick can only get so erect.
-archer

"Maria Montalvo, I worked with her in Arizona she no damn good."
-Dale Gribble

"Sometimes you just wanna feel the warmth of another body"
- "Hot Ice" Hilda (Outlaw Star)

"Hubba-Dubba Doh, Neighbor!"
- Zorak as The Dumpsterkeeper (Space Ghost Coast To Coast)

"He was confused, kerfuffled, and even perplexed."
-SharkIIIzero, YouTuber.

"I like my sugar with coffee and CREAM!"
-Beastie Boys, Intergalactic.

"Get the cool shoeshine!"
-Noodle from the Gorillaz, 19-2000.

"I'm feeling stung, sting. Or should I say, MR. GORDON M. SUMNER!"
-Barry B. Benson, The Bee Movie.

"MMMmmmMMM... Sugary glazed donuts..."
-Some guy from a porn vid I don't remember the name of.

A classic exchange from 'Kelly's Heroes':

Sgt. Crapgame: "Hey, Oddball - this is your moment of glory, and you're chickening out."
Oddball: "To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich - not some nut who takes on three Tigers!"

Anything from No-Bark Noonan from Fallout: New Vegas. Some bangers include:

"We got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon."

"Camouflage, that coat was, trying to hide from extraterrestrials what can only see in black and white checkers."

"Molerat men, come up from the underneath to steal young women with promises of riches and fancy mud mansions with all the latest designer appliances."

"Someone FUCK me in my little red hole!"
-Blitzø, Helluva Boss

"I know love. The convenience store was selling it. For 298 yen."
- Hachikuji Mayoi, Monogatari