Rule 34 - [RP] the secret life of madliz and redjale (others are welcomed!) (Closed on the 31st)

Kumquat

12/25/16 12:14AM

Jale said:
"Well when you have me for a husband you don't need to worry about heights!" >wO *Once we get there I kiss you again, passionately* "Love you~" <3

Love you even more... ~ <3

*I show my tickets to the receptionist at the port.*

Hi, we're a couple, and our destination is... well, on the tickets. ^^'

Jale

12/25/16 12:21AM

Kumquat said:

Jale said:
"Well when you have me for a husband you don't need to worry about heights!" >wO *Once we get there I kiss you again, passionately* "Love you~" <3

Love you even more... ~ <3

*I show my tickets to the receptionist at the port.*

Hi, we're a couple, and our destination is... well, on the tickets. ^^'

"Hehe~" *I rub your back and lean my head onto your shoulder*

Kumquat

12/25/16 12:40AM

Jale said:
"Hehe~" *I rub your back and lean my head onto your shoulder*

*We are being led to our room, at deck level, with a view on the ship's pool. Though large, whe room's windows are tinted from the inside to reduce the sun's UV rats, and are tinted from the exterior as well, so that nobody can peek into the toom. We have access to a star-headed, king-sized bed with sky blue sheets, with a bathoom that contains both a square bathtub and a shower, and a living space with a 50's styled futuristic sofa and a small TV.*

Oh, man! We don't have much space, but would you look at that! ~ :D

Jale

12/25/16 12:45AM

Kumquat said:

Jale said:
"Hehe~" *I rub your back and lean my head onto your shoulder*

*We are being led to our room, at deck level, with a view on the ship's pool. Though large, whe room's windows are tinted from the inside to reduce the sun's UV rats, and are tinted from the exterior as well, so that nobody can peek into the toom. We have access to a star-headed, king-sized bed with sky blue sheets, with a bathoom that contains both a square bathtub and a shower, and a living space with a 50's styled futuristic sofa and a small TV.*

Oh, man! We don't have much space, but would you look at that! ~ :D

"I don't think we need much space, considering where we're going~" (Lets go into PMs...)

Zxcasd

12/27/16 07:16AM

Lol

Kinky_Pie

12/27/16 07:59PM

Well be back after these messages! :D

"Do you know who the father of your baby is?Mooray is here for the results!Take a paternity test on the mooray show!"

"Mooray I had sex with 5 dudes,3 chihuahuas and a watermelon.Im here today to see who my baby daddy is!"

Watermelon:"I didnt sleep with shanakaquisha!I dont even know her!"
"In the case of 3 year old baby sasha.Watermelon you ARE the father!" *Mother starts twerking*

"Come get your tickets to the mooray show today!"

Zxcasd

12/27/16 08:03PM

Kinky_Pie

01/05/17 03:51AM

Well be back after these messages! :D

*Jeff the killer comes into a house and spooks a woman.porno music starts.He sees that shes fully naked and his nose bleeds*
"HNNNNGG!!!"

"TAMPAX!the only tampons that absorbs %50 more than other tampons"

"Tampax! Plug it up where it counts!"

Kinky_Pie

01/06/17 09:10AM

Well be back after these messages! :D

*Kids are asleep.The Grapist mascot jumps thru the wall and scares the kids* "RAAAAAAHHH!"
"AHHHHH!"
"You kids look like you need a delicious fruity beverage!"
"who are you!?!"
"might i suggest fizzy pop grape blast! the new soda from johnson and hedges.Open wide kids cuz im gonna grape you in the mouth!"
*the kids starts running away and the grapist chases after them*
"mommy!daddy! help us!"
"come here kids! im gonna tie to the radiator and grape you!"

"ok im not finished here im gonna go up stairs and grape your mother and your father and then im gonna take your whole family down to the basement and grape you all FOR DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADES AND DECAAADESS!"

"buy some today and get a free grape whistle!"

Jale

01/06/17 09:42AM

Kinky_Pie said:
*Kids are asleep.The Grapist mascot jumps thru the wall and scares the kids* "RAAAAAAHHH!"
"AHHHHH!"
"You kids look like you need a delicious fruity beverage!"
"who are you!?!"
"might i suggest fizzy pop grape blast! the new soda from johnson and hedges.Open wide kids cuz im gonna grape you in the mouth!"
*the kids starts running away and the grapist chases after them*
"mommy!daddy! help us!"
"come here kids! im gonna tie to the radiator and grape you!"

"ok im not finished here im gonna go up stairs and grape your mother and your father and then im gonna take your whole family down to the basement and grape you all FOR DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADES AND DECAAADESS!"

"buy some today and get a free grape whistle!"

(You just really like doing these, huh? I mean the RP's pretty much done)

CumCannon

01/06/17 09:42AM

Kinky_Pie said:
*Kids are asleep.The Grapist mascot jumps thru the wall and scares the kids* "RAAAAAAHHH!"
"AHHHHH!"
"You kids look like you need a delicious fruity beverage!"
"who are you!?!"
"might i suggest fizzy pop grape blast! the new soda from johnson and hedges.Open wide kids cuz im gonna grape you in the mouth!"
*the kids starts running away and the grapist chases after them*
"mommy!daddy! help us!"
"come here kids! im gonna tie to the radiator and grape you!"

"ok im not finished here im gonna go up stairs and grape your mother and your father and then im gonna take your whole family down to the basement and grape you all FOR DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADES AND DECAAADESS!"

"buy some today and get a free grape whistle!"

I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with the catchphrase "I'm gonna grape you in the mouth" for rule34's new mascot

dankjesus

01/06/17 07:36PM

Jale said:

Kinky_Pie said:
*Kids are asleep.The Grapist mascot jumps thru the wall and scares the kids* "RAAAAAAHHH!"
"AHHHHH!"
"You kids look like you need a delicious fruity beverage!"
"who are you!?!"
"might i suggest fizzy pop grape blast! the new soda from johnson and hedges.Open wide kids cuz im gonna grape you in the mouth!"
*the kids starts running away and the grapist chases after them*
"mommy!daddy! help us!"
"come here kids! im gonna tie to the radiator and grape you!"

"ok im not finished here im gonna go up stairs and grape your mother and your father and then im gonna take your whole family down to the basement and grape you all FOR DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADES AND DECAAADESS!"

"buy some today and get a free grape whistle!"

(You just really like doing these, huh? I mean the RP's pretty much done)

(sorry, Internet's been out for a few weeks, and yes, I hate to say this but this forum will be closed on January 31st, thanks for participating)

Kinky_Pie

01/09/17 07:39AM

Jale said:

Kinky_Pie said:
*Kids are asleep.The Grapist mascot jumps thru the wall and scares the kids* "RAAAAAAHHH!"
"AHHHHH!"
"You kids look like you need a delicious fruity beverage!"
"who are you!?!"
"might i suggest fizzy pop grape blast! the new soda from johnson and hedges.Open wide kids cuz im gonna grape you in the mouth!"
*the kids starts running away and the grapist chases after them*
"mommy!daddy! help us!"
"come here kids! im gonna tie to the radiator and grape you!"

"ok im not finished here im gonna go up stairs and grape your mother and your father and then im gonna take your whole family down to the basement and grape you all FOR DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADES AND DECAAADESS!"

"buy some today and get a free grape whistle!"

(You just really like doing these, huh? I mean the RP's pretty much done)

(I dont care if it is over I just love watching myself act up like a fool XD)