Blowjob_Lover
11/30/16 10:29AM
i love blowjobs^^
Blowjob_Lover
11/30/16 10:35AM
ssjdick said:
Blowjob_Lover said:
i love blowjobs^^

Getting them or giving them?

Dragonball Z + dick.


getting them
JayKingSta
11/30/16 10:55AM
My username
It's based on my first and last name and added a sta! I thought of it in high school originally although at that time it was originally JayKingSter instead! I just thought the Sta sounded better so I changed it!
BendyCindy
11/30/16 11:14AM
The enemies had overwhelmed out position from all sides. Our squad fought valiantly, but our gunner and medic were taken out as stray bullets whizzed just under their helmets. My breath was knocked out as an AK round embedded in my vest, falling to the ground. My M4 was nearby, then in my hands, and soon after refusing to fire, the mechanism shattered as a stray bullet had ripped through it. The rifle clattered to the ground as my hand dropped to draw my pistol, letting off several rounds as I saw my last partner go down, clutching at his LBV where the bullets had punctured.

Just as my M9 began clicking empty and they were closing in on us, Wildfire swooped in in the UH-1Y Venom we had called in for extraction an hour ago, the gunners on the side guns letting loose a flurry of rounds into the hostiles. I was faintly aware of hands grabbing me off the ground and dragging me onto the helicopter, along with the dead and bleeding out squadmates.

That was all a week before. A tear ran down my cheek as I stood over the only other survivor of the incident, the heart monitor beeping softly beside us. His mouth started moving, and I leaned down to hear his whisper, the last words I heard from him.

"make an account on rule34.xxx called BendyCindy."

The mission was just supposed to be an operation to secure intel that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. We never expected this.
Anarchy1917
11/30/16 11:19AM
How the hell am I supposed to follow up to that?!
Underslut
11/30/16 12:03PM
BendyCindy said:
The enemies had overwhelmed out position from all sides. Our squad fought valiantly, but our gunner and medic were taken out as stray bullets whizzed just under their helmets. My breath was knocked out as an AK round embedded in my vest, falling to the ground. My M4 was nearby, then in my hands, and soon after refusing to fire, the mechanism shattered as a stray bullet had ripped through it. The rifle clattered to the ground as my hand dropped to draw my pistol, letting off several rounds as I saw my last partner go down, clutching at his LBV where the bullets had punctured.

Just as my M9 began clicking empty and they were closing in on us, Wildfire swooped in in the UH-1Y Venom we had called in for extraction an hour ago, the gunners on the side guns letting loose a flurry of rounds into the hostiles. I was faintly aware of hands grabbing me off the ground and dragging me onto the helicopter, along with the dead and bleeding out squadmates.

That was all a week before. A tear ran down my cheek as I stood over the only other survivor of the incident, the heart monitor beeping softly beside us. His mouth started moving, and I leaned down to hear his whisper, the last words I heard from him.

"make an account on rule34.xxx called BendyCindy."

The mission was just supposed to be an operation to secure intel that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. We never expected this.


The fuck?
Saraknuknu
11/30/16 01:28PM
Possibly a mixture of my first and last name
hungprincess
11/30/16 02:27PM
It suits me welll
Babs
11/30/16 04:44PM
Just a shortened version of my name.
fellaphilia
11/30/16 04:47PM
fellatio word mixed with the zoophilia word.
Kumquat
11/30/16 05:02PM
Funny as it sounds, the kumquat is a small fruit hailing from tropical regions. I learnt about it when I was four, in a PC edutainment game that had a part in a restaurant kitchen where you needed to sort words by their first letter. And there can't be that many more food ingredients starting by K, mhmm?

A few years ago, I rediscovered the word by browsing Bulbapedia. It sounds just as funny as when I first learned of the word, last century. :P
SexyNekoTrap
11/30/16 05:31PM
Username: well I'm a sexy neko trap.
Nickname (kina): On my first day on r34 a guy gave me the name Kina (it's easier than sexynekotrap) I liked the name and now it's my nickname, and my username on most things.
BleedingLegend
12/01/16 04:16AM
Cause I am a bloody legend peps!
Amative_Alice
12/01/16 04:25AM
Just Alice seemed too plain, I like alliteration, and Amorous_Alice sounded too over the top.
dankjesus
12/01/16 05:46AM
Underslut said:
BendyCindy said:
The enemies had overwhelmed out position from all sides. Our squad fought valiantly, but our gunner and medic were taken out as stray bullets whizzed just under their helmets. My breath was knocked out as an AK round embedded in my vest, falling to the ground. My M4 was nearby, then in my hands, and soon after refusing to fire, the mechanism shattered as a stray bullet had ripped through it. The rifle clattered to the ground as my hand dropped to draw my pistol, letting off several rounds as I saw my last partner go down, clutching at his LBV where the bullets had punctured.

Just as my M9 began clicking empty and they were closing in on us, Wildfire swooped in in the UH-1Y Venom we had called in for extraction an hour ago, the gunners on the side guns letting loose a flurry of rounds into the hostiles. I was faintly aware of hands grabbing me off the ground and dragging me onto the helicopter, along with the dead and bleeding out squadmates.

That was all a week before. A tear ran down my cheek as I stood over the only other survivor of the incident, the heart monitor beeping softly beside us. His mouth started moving, and I leaned down to hear his whisper, the last words I heard from him.

"make an account on rule34.xxx called BendyCindy."

The mission was just supposed to be an operation to secure intel that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. We never expected this.


The fuck?
umm, i don't know how to feel about this
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