So, how many of you had drunk sex and can you remember enough to tell a tale?
Anyone got funny ones or sexy? Maybe a bit of both or is it a sad tale? The one that got away?

Well share and share alike.

Me, I remember bits and pieces of a few. Best one was when I don't even remember having sex but woke up with a sleeping girl in my right arm and a half drunk one sucking me off. By the Gods that was a great night that I only remember the start to.

I got drunk off my own wine I made and I watched soooo much bleach and got horny watching ichigos sexy ass so I wobbled to the kitchen to get a big ass cucumber and fell on the floor so I yelled out"heeelp,Im drunk as shit and I cant get up!"lol no one was home and I left the bleach videos playing in the room so I was like"fuck it"and screwed myself on the floor til someone came home

Never been drunk never did it drunk and hope to never be or do either still! Slight happy buzz is where I always drew the line.

As far as the sex goes I always made sure I was sober so I could remember every single detail. You never know when a dry spell may come along and the last time might be the last time for quite a while.

Plus if you are the sober one and she is a bit drunk you seem even better to her! (Or at least when she remembers you you will be remembered as being even better than you probably were.)

I actually laughed at this, lol. As for doing it drunk: Never, i don't really like alcohol :/

Same for me, i dont drink becouse of my diabetes
Someone i know died yesterday becouse of alcohol and being recless with his diabetes.

Similar incident I went through this spring. I found out one of my school buddies from years ago died from his drinking and not dealing with is diabetes.

I guess he had three kids and a nice wife but decided that literally drinking himself blind and eventually ending up in a wheelchair from his feet rotting right off of him was more important.

I feel bad for his family but not for him. His death was totally avoidable.

Ta daah, the reason i dont drink.

Good for you! So many people seem to only associate having sex with having to get drunk first. I don't know why unless a lot more people have personal intimacy hang ups than I give credit for.

I don't mind having a drink or two when out with friends or family but once I start feeling the buzz starting thats quitting time for me.

I just find it's so much better when both people are sober.

from a pure chemical point drunk sex is worse...altough i never had to fuck a drunk women XD

let me tell you from experience.Dont drink too much because yo kidneys will hurt like a mudda fuka

If you are a small framed girl who takes a large cock too deep for too long you will get a similar feeling in your lower back for a few days as well.

My GF in highschool had that issue. Made me kinda proud when we figured out that was where her deeper lower back pain was coming from!

I had drunk sex awhile ago. I have to say it was pretty terrible. >_>

Let's just say when I woke up in the morning and realized what had happen, I was immediately willing to walk 2 miles home.

Loki got fucked by a Six legged horse and had it's baby. Thor rides that 8 legged freak.

i know this. now i remember that i knew that :p

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