Kielan
06/13/13 02:15PM
Xbox One only available in 21 regions on Release
hahaha hahahaha hahaaaaaa.. NO that's not how you do a launch, you gon' fucked it up with your authentication bullshit drm, the fail merchant Microsoft Cock continues to be impotent and unimpressive.

tinyurl.com/krmrmwa

Now you back down like a dog, well let me tell you it's a long road to redemption.
Kielan
06/13/13 02:18PM
A Brick outperforms the Xbox One.

i.imgur.com/iYz9PFX.png
QuizmasterBos
06/13/13 02:44PM
Did Microsoft bet with someone that they cannot make the worst console ever created? Because this is just ridiculous. Here's hoping M$ will not get any returns on their system. I want them to fail miserably.
Shaded_Cube
06/13/13 04:55PM
It's pretty evident that their more focus on the west.
Killua
06/13/13 08:04PM
its pretty evident that sum asshead doesnt realize how to do this shit right..how do they keep fucking this up?? i think a bet is a realistic reason by now
FapNinja
06/13/13 08:40PM
Well 360 is a higher number, so I guess it must be better than 1. XD
Killua
06/13/13 09:50PM
FapNinja said:
Well 360 is a higher number, so I guess it must be better than 1. XD


anyone knows why its called Xbox One isntead of something good.. i dont get it
Shaded_Cube
06/13/13 10:59PM
Microsoft's logic for calling it that is that it's the only box you'll need.

It's got games, music, streaming. What else can do all that?

.....
Nyanners
06/13/13 11:14PM
I thoroughly enjoyed the comparison with the brick. Do you have anymore of that comedy gold?
Kielan
06/14/13 12:24AM
Blitzbrony
06/15/13 06:34AM

One of those facts isn't correct <.< you can play offline, but you have to get online once per day! XD
Killua
06/15/13 10:31AM
Blitzbrony said:

One of those facts isn't correct <.< you can play offline, but you have to get online once per day! XD


you can buy an xbox but you have to hit yourself once a day :D!
Kielan
06/15/13 03:01PM
Blitzbrony said:

One of those facts isn't correct <.< you can play offline, but you have to get online once per day! XD


Once a day must connect online means you can't play offline. it's all or nothing, you can't have half measures :P, how can you even defend that, do you like being told what to do? do you like being a slave to Microcock?

Shitty internet? going to the boring countryside with parents? well tough shit, your xbox becomes a brick, how fucking lame is that.
ProfessorGenki2
06/15/13 03:35PM
So, seems like Im gonna buy a PS4..


Fuck you, Microsoft, you messed it up totally -_-
Killua
06/16/13 12:56AM
ProfessorGenki2 said:
So, seems like Im gonna buy a PS4..


Fuck you, Microsoft, you messed it up totally -_-


they didnt.

the messed it up
fucked it up
set it on fire
rape the corpse
set it on fire again
pulled it through dirt with a car
and then proceeded to sell it
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