But everybody poops. Well... everybody... so I guess that leaves stuff that doesn't have a body, huh? Anal with ghosts, maybe? :P

pretty easy if you ask me, start vaginal, cum in anal = natural lube, continue thrusting

(still personally I prefer to get a good blowjob, deepthroat for extra points)

Maybe ValiantCave means imaginary creatures.
There are also Japanse life-size dolls of incredible quality with price at around 10 000 USD, those absolutely fulfill such expectations. I'd love to get one btwXD

I share you opinion about vaginal-anal order zenmaster, and i prefer that over blowjob.

I'm strongly for butt sex. Because its taboo and basically frowned upon, it makes it that much hotter. Strange I know. Vagina is also hot, but im an ass man. Blarity I wish you lived next door so I can ride that fat ass ;3

I like both, but for some reason just love anal. Perhaps it's that it's such a taboo in society, but I love anal. Plus, you can't get a girl pregnant from there

Ive only ever done vaginal, but ive been a fan of anal since first joining the web, my girl is old fashioned, prudent, and too sensative to try, and im sexually begging to do it just to see how it feels

Me personally as a girl I like anal more but anyway that involves me being pounded is fine. ;D

That is so hot! You sound like my kinda girl ;)

Well, to be honest I like them both.As long as I don't get shit on my dick.

Lol that's like the same thing as a girl saying I don't your cum in my mouth

Sort of, except that cum doesn't smell bad.I think.

Pretty much vaginal all the way. Not much of a butt man, but vaj and tits, all night long.

Well biologically speaking, cum isn't body-waste like feces is. Cum is something that IS the guy's own fluid, while one's crap is just leftovers of what they ate.

Anal everyday, son

I'm more vaginal, but if a girl wants anal them I'll give it to her!