Just like the title says, choose a lewd superpower for yourself, and the next person is gonna have to choose a side effect!

Make it lewder, make it wacky, whatever, just have fun :P
No kinkshaming, no banned stuff, be civil u.u

I'll start!
I want my power to be able to cum as much as I want without the negative side effects :3

The longer you cum, the bigger your ass and thighs become.

I want to be able to grow anyones muscles as much as I desire

Your own muscles diminish in proportion to the growth of theirs.


I can make a woman orgasm whenever I want, any place on her body I want.

When she cums, you cum with her even if you’re not inside her

I can make myself cum indefinitely and instantly impregnate women

So many paternity and child support lawsuits.

That being said... hell, I'll go with one of my own kinks: Making anyone I find attractive, fictional or otherwise, grow as fat as I want without any negative health effects to them (or negatively affecting the stories of any fictional characters I change).

if they want to go back to their original shape and weight they have to work out, and its in the same speed as normal human workout

i want to be able to regulate my body temp so i can make cuddling more warm and comfortable

You can do it, but only when you're plugged into the wall.

I wish I had a prehensile dick. Like an elephant's truck or an octopus arm.

It feels like you are bending your hard dick in that way, aka: snapping the glowstick

My holes can take ANYTHING. Think elastigirl, but just my 3 holes

you only feel atracted to small dicks

i control when i cum be it 3 seconds or 5 hours

You bastard!!!

There is a 50% it fails and you can't cum for the next week!!

SAME SUPER POWER AS I SAID ABOVE

Everyone within a half-kilometre radius will hear you moan.

The power to enter and return from any porn image I want.

there will be a 35% chance you will be stuck in the image forever

i wish to be able to shapeshift on a whim, especially my genitals and chest

You can't seem to exactly grasp what a "human" is anymore. Only faint mimicry remains.

I wish to be able to psychic-ly assault people with the equivalent of a 5.2 yottabyte zip bomb of femboy porn.

You will not be able to get away with it, and you cannot control who gets affected, meaning you would be charged with a shitload of crimes

Honestly, simple as it is, the ability to change my penis size

You need to concentratevon it very carefully, and it will be constantly shrinking/growing if you don't pay your attention.

Power to have endless endurance and go on for days or even weeks, without getting tired, breaking for food or sleep, or anything else.