I think the other threads with 1 word is very limiting

I'll start:

So I was in

bed last night, and

I thought about how

my life went wrong.

it all started when

I caught my mom

backflipping smoothly across the

Playground where i spent

a lot of time

Making out with my

mango flavored ice cream

(Better to cap it here so we don't get a running sentence.)

. I don't know what

happened to my dear

deer. I'm going to

try to make sense