STMRS:R got deleted :(
Anyways, STMRS (Say The Most Randomest Shit) was actually created by 35.6k, credits to him/her
Have fun here.
MICHAEL! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! MICHAEL! MICHAEL! *heavy door banging* HELP ME-

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You understand it a bit. That link leads to the replacement forum, sure. But that is a replacement of the first one (STMRS:R). This is the sequel (STMRS2:TS). The replacement forum is a continuation of the first one (STMRS:R). This is the sequel to Say The Most Randomest Shit: Rebooted. The concept still stay though; Random people say random shit.

THE ONIBI I FUCKIGN LOVE THE ONIBI I ALWAYS LOVED THE ONIBI I COULD SAY MULTIPLE REASONS WHY I LOVE HER IF I COULD NAME ONE CHARACTER THAT IS THE REASON WHY IM STILL ALIVE IT IS HER I LOVE HER I WANT HER TO HOLD ME LIKE A RAT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- *fucking explodes*

Gordon Freeman, in the flesh – or, rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property. As for the suit... I think you've earned it.
The borderworld, Xen, is in our control, for the time being... thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there - I am impressed. That's why I'm here, Mr. Freeman. I have recommended your services to my... employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have 'limitless potential.
You've proved yourself a decisive man so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise, well... I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning. Rather an anticlimax after what you've just survived."
*a portal appears*
"Time to choose..."
"Wisely done, Mr. Freeman! I will see you up ahead.

"So Corporal Shephard, do we meet at last. Please, don't think that I've been avoiding you, a great many matters require my attention in these... troubled times. I do hope you understand, and now I require a further indulgence on your part: I cannot close my report until every loose end has been tied up. The biggest embarrassment has been Black Mesa facility, but I think that's finally taken care of itself."
*a nuclear weapon detonates in the background*
"Quite so. But there is still the lingering matter of witnesses. I admit I have a fascination with those who adapt and survive against all odds... they rather remind me of myself. If for no other reason, I have argued to preserve you for a time.
While I believe a civil servant like yourself understands the importance of... discretion, my employers are not quite so trusting and rather than continually subject you to the irresistible human temptation of telling all, we have decided to... convey you somewhere you can do no possible harm... and where no harm can come to you. I'm sure you can imagine there are worse alternatives..."

HI SOURDOUGH S. SOURDOUGH HERE AND IM BACK TO SAY THAT ... Oh no- ... shikyou's not behind me isn't she-

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