You've watched "Whose line is it anyway?" right? Tenth commenter picks the next scene and if they don't then the ninth does and so on.
Let's start off with: things you can say about a product, but not your genitals.
Tastes great, less filling.

Fun for the whole family.

Prices may vary

Featuring an All-star cast.

Many strings are attached

Suitable for vegans.

contains artificial coloring

Handle with care.

Time to choose the next scene.

Smooth ride.

I might have one

When she starts making that weird noise, usually I just hit her until she stops.

yeah i'll sell it to you for cheap

Love that new smell.

I was able to salvage this from the crash.