sitting a backed-up cow girl on your lap, her thick curvy body pressing down on you... pressing your chest against her back, leaning her forward, getting those massive milk tanks hanging over a bucket or a pail or somesuch... grope them from underneath, feel her flinch as you press up into her sensitive nipples, feel how heavy she is... how she twitches and shudders on the first pull of her nipple, the first euphoric gush of milk out of it... nothing sweeter than hearing her moooo for you.
i'll never know why some prefer to machine milk their cows. <3