Tell any funny stories you have from your dnd sessions.

Our paladin suplexed a table. Not much to say, the table was aggressive.

I killed a useless NPC everyone in the party hated.

That provoked a war between two kingdoms.

The party was making their way to a mine to clear the way for miners to get back to work, in the mine there was a basilisk, a huge reptile monster that can turn people to stone by looking at em, so the party had the crazy idea of luring the monster out into a swamp they had gone through before to have the basilisk fight the giant frogs that lived in the swamp, these guys literally did the Godzilla "let them fight" move.

Oh boy, oh boy, where do I even start? xD

I was playing an alcoholic, she got wasted before a big fight. Series of dumb, drunk choices lead to completely altered next act - as our DM told us after the campaign. He had very different plans and he REALLY did not expect things might go sideways so hard.

Different one, we had to break into a house, it was supposed to be a simple thing. Throughout the whole evening I think no one rolled higher than 10. Maybe I'm exaggerating a bit, but it was overall such insane disaster, it was like if 5 Wil Wheatons were playing.
If you know about 'Wil Wheaton's curse', you know how bad it was ;)

Off the top of my head the funniest story I remember from one of my groups was during the middle of a session two of our spellcasters had went out on the town and basically sent time pranking people with magic spells.

One of them basically made tons of illusions of things that weren't common to see in the town like a lion roaming the streets roaring. They basically were being menaces to society and having great time!