SinSizzle
07/29/23 03:02AM
Grower or shower
For all the people with penises out there, are you a grower or a shower? How big is it soft, and how big is it hard? If you have no penis or like penis, which do you prefer?

For me I'm a grower, going from about 2 inches soft to 6 inches hard
Xeloin
07/29/23 03:12AM
Grower (?)
I'm like 4 1/2 soft and 7 1/2 erect.
Cameronnai
07/29/23 03:28AM
2.5-3 inches flacid and 4.5-5 inches erect.
Blarghonator
07/29/23 03:42AM
These threads are pointless, you're never going to get real answers. a penis above 6.3 inches or below 4 inches are both in the 95th percentile, meaning that only 5% of people actually have higher than 6.3 or lower than 4 inches (I'm lucky enough to be a hair's breadth shy of 6 inches, myself, and even that is maybe 20%). And it gets astronomically lower than that the larger you get. Case in point, the odds of 7+ inches are a fraction of even that much. I'm talking 1/10000+ without actual enlargement, which is usually either harmful or temporary. Most pornstars you see with giant ones have literally taken medication or procedures to enlarge it, resulting in the loss of most of their sensitivity.

I guarantee you the people above claiming 7+ inches are either lying through their teeth, or have never actually measured themselves and are just guessing high.
Xeloin
07/29/23 03:58AM
Blarghonator said:
These threads are pointless, you're never going to get real answers.

I guarantee you the people above claiming 7+ inches are either lying through their teeth, or have never actually measured themselves and are just guessing high.


I... literally measured right before I posted that. People have dicks that big, it's not impossible. Sure, people lie on the internet, but that doesn't make *your* post any less pointless or obnoxious.

Just don't click on this thread if its so pointless to you lmao
Blarghonator
07/29/23 04:00AM
Xeloin said:
Blarghonator said:
These threads are pointless, you're never going to get real answers.

I guarantee you the people above claiming 7+ inches are either lying through their teeth, or have never actually measured themselves and are just guessing high.


I... literally measured right before I posted that. People have dicks that big, it's not impossible. Sure, people lie on the internet, but that doesn't make *your* post any less pointless or obnoxious.

Just don't click on this thread if its so pointless to you lmao


Sure you did. You and the above user both just happen to be that 1/10000 miracle dick.
Xeloin
07/29/23 04:02AM
Blarghonator said:

Sure you did. You and the above user both just happen to be that 1/10000 miracle dick.


Yep!! we won the RNG B)
BlackDad
07/29/23 04:16AM
5 & a half soft, 8 & a half fully hard.
Blarghonator said:

Sure you did. You and the above user both just happen to be that 1/10000 miracle dick.


Add me into that stat.
media.discordapp.net/atta...454322372718/IMG_4462.jpg
(Deleting in 10 minutes. Just wanted to prove it cause mfs like Bla wanna cry)
media.discordapp.net/atta...6F3-A737-29AC31876F62.jpg Probably 9 idk. I know it’s at least 8 or more though
Lothar_The_Elder
07/29/23 04:17AM
Blarghonator said:
Xeloin said:
Blarghonator said:
These threads are pointless, you're never going to get real answers.

I guarantee you the people above claiming 7+ inches are either lying through their teeth, or have never actually measured themselves and are just guessing high.

I... literally measured right before I posted that. People have dicks that big, it's not impossible. Sure, people lie on the internet, but that doesn't make *your* post any less pointless or obnoxious.

Just don't click on this thread if its so pointless to you lmao

Sure you did. You and the above user both just happen to be that 1/10000 miracle dick.

7+ is above average but hardly "miraculous". 8+ is highly unusual but still not a miracle. I'd say it's not a genuine miracle until 10+ or better.

Blarghonator is absolutely right about people fudging or just outright lying about the size of their dick though, especially online. That's why my dick mantra is "Don't tell me, show me". :)
Blarghonator
07/29/23 04:21AM
Just to point it out, I don't care what your actual dick sizes are. I just find being dishonest about it is completely pointless on an anonymous forum. There's a chance that I'm wrong and R34 defies fate, luring only those lottery winners with behemoth cocks. But the odds are against that. By a lot. To the point I'd put money on it and be pretty confident I'd come out the winner.
BBC_Spirit
07/29/23 04:44AM
Blarghonator said:
These threads are pointless, you're never going to get real answers. a penis above 6.3 inches or below 4 inches are both in the 95th percentile, meaning that only 5% of people actually have higher than 6.3 or lower than 4 inches (I'm lucky enough to be a hair's breadth shy of 6 inches, myself, and even that is maybe 20%). And it gets astronomically lower than that the larger you get. Case in point, the odds of 7+ inches are a fraction of even that much. I'm talking 1/10000+ without actual enlargement, which is usually either harmful or temporary. Most pornstars you see with giant ones have literally taken medication or procedures to enlarge it, resulting in the loss of most of their sensitivity.

I guarantee you the people above claiming 7+ inches are either lying through their teeth, or have never actually measured themselves and are just guessing high.


Well, that's a...rather hostile sentiment. Though, considering the kind of forum this is, I don't blame you for having those thoughts. Yeah, I don't doubt that there's plenty here who disingenuously claim to have absurdly sized dicks. But surely there's a few lads here who do actually have a penis that just so happens to measure above 7 inches. Is it common? Definitely not. But I'll agree that 8+ would be incredibly rare.

To answer OP's question, I'm a grower. Mine is 5.25 inches flaccid, and 7.5 - 8 inches fully erect.
WooshyWashy69
07/29/23 04:48AM
Blarg, remember the selection bias. Hundreds of people could've seen this post by now, and only 4 cared to post sizes. This isn't a random sample, so ofc those with something interesting or out-of-the-ordinary would be more likely to post. Assuming they're lying or whatever is unreasonable for the exact reason you stated: flexing anonymously online doesn't make sense.
HdyMacXXII
07/29/23 04:48AM
Well, iirc... I’m a grower, but a bit on the average side.

6cm for flaccid, 15cm at its hardest.
hornyt2k5
07/29/23 05:23AM
Geniunely 4" soft, 7.5+" hard. Its entirely possible that rule34 attracts hornier than average idiots who fall outside statistical norms for sexuality in a variety of ways. I'm happy to prove mine with pics if necessary.
Mr_Meep
07/29/23 05:24AM
I honestly don't think grower or shower really matters, your dick still grows when it becomes erect.
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