Pick Up Lines
Funny lil' things, until they stop being funny. Show off your best or your worst, whatever you've got to give. I'll start us off with a banger I've heard a friend use...
"Did it hurt?"
"Did it hurt?"
My favorite dumb pickup line shall always be:
"Hey, that outfit looks great on you! But I bet it'd look even better on my bedroom floor."
It's so unapologetically horny, but with a bit of humor mixed in, it's great.
"Hey, that outfit looks great on you! But I bet it'd look even better on my bedroom floor."
It's so unapologetically horny, but with a bit of humor mixed in, it's great.
"I want to dive in your ocean and explode like that submarine"
"I'm surprised you're not glowing bright orange, because that body is Legendary."
For D&D nerds:
"What's your AC? 'Cause I want to roll to hit that" xD
"What's your AC? 'Cause I want to roll to hit that" xD
Blarghonator said:
"I'm surprised you're not glowing bright orange, because that body is Legendary."
"I'm surprised you're not glowing bright orange, because that body is Legendary."
negative rizz detected
"You want a nice pickup line? Its really nice."
"yes"
*sends image of 50 pickup trucks lined up*
Success. Always funny (to me)
"yes"
*sends image of 50 pickup trucks lined up*
Success. Always funny (to me)
"Are you a rope? Because I'd hang with you"
Tirelessbwc said:
"You want a nice pickup line? Its really nice."
"yes"
*sends image of 50 pickup trucks lined up*
Success. Always funny (to me)
"You want a nice pickup line? Its really nice."
"yes"
*sends image of 50 pickup trucks lined up*
Success. Always funny (to me)
Low-key that would work on me
NeedyKitty said:
Low-key that would work on me
Tirelessbwc said:
"You want a nice pickup line? Its really nice."
"yes"
*sends image of 50 pickup trucks lined up*
Success. Always funny (to me)
"You want a nice pickup line? Its really nice."
"yes"
*sends image of 50 pickup trucks lined up*
Success. Always funny (to me)
Low-key that would work on me
I only do it for the reaction and I love laughing at it. If I get the girl too thats just a bonus HAHA
Honestly, my own pick-up lines are terrible. I come up with things like "Girl, you so pretty, I bet you'd have millions of views on PornHub." or something lame like that. But I have had at least two occasions where a girl would just give me her number after a pleasant conversation, no flirting or pick ups or whatever, and I'd just look at it like "What just happened?"
So I think my best pick-up line is just "Hi, how are you?"
So I think my best pick-up line is just "Hi, how are you?"
I use only one line and only on 10th of October. I think it's classic at this point.
"Are you today's date? Because you are 10/10."
"Are you today's date? Because you are 10/10."
GuyTFRP30 said:
Honestly, my own pick-up lines are terrible. I come up with things like "Girl, you so pretty, I bet you'd have millions of views on PornHub." or something lame like that. But I have had at least two occasions where a girl would just give me her number after a pleasant conversation, no flirting or pick ups or whatever, and I'd just look at it like "What just happened?"
So I think my best pick-up line is just "Hi, how are you?"
Honestly, my own pick-up lines are terrible. I come up with things like "Girl, you so pretty, I bet you'd have millions of views on PornHub." or something lame like that. But I have had at least two occasions where a girl would just give me her number after a pleasant conversation, no flirting or pick ups or whatever, and I'd just look at it like "What just happened?"
So I think my best pick-up line is just "Hi, how are you?"
YES! THAT! On the first page of the thread, no less!
Unless the line itself is super original and clever and your delivery of it is perfectly smooth and natural-sounding, you're far more likely to get a groan, an eye-roll, and complete dismissal when using a pickup line than any sort of positive response. You're trying to build a bridge, not a wall, and it's best to start with a good, basic foundation of "Hi, I'm (your name)" and work from there.
Lothar_The_Elder said:
YES! THAT! On the first page of the thread, no less!
Unless the line itself is super original and clever and your delivery of it is perfectly smooth and natural-sounding, you're far more likely to get a groan, an eye-roll, and complete dismissal when using a pickup line than any sort of positive response. You're trying to build a bridge, not a wall, and it's best to start with a good, basic foundation of "Hi, I'm (your name)" and work from there.
GuyTFRP30 said:
Honestly, my own pick-up lines are terrible. I come up with things like "Girl, you so pretty, I bet you'd have millions of views on PornHub." or something lame like that. But I have had at least two occasions where a girl would just give me her number after a pleasant conversation, no flirting or pick ups or whatever, and I'd just look at it like "What just happened?"
So I think my best pick-up line is just "Hi, how are you?"
Honestly, my own pick-up lines are terrible. I come up with things like "Girl, you so pretty, I bet you'd have millions of views on PornHub." or something lame like that. But I have had at least two occasions where a girl would just give me her number after a pleasant conversation, no flirting or pick ups or whatever, and I'd just look at it like "What just happened?"
So I think my best pick-up line is just "Hi, how are you?"
YES! THAT! On the first page of the thread, no less!
Unless the line itself is super original and clever and your delivery of it is perfectly smooth and natural-sounding, you're far more likely to get a groan, an eye-roll, and complete dismissal when using a pickup line than any sort of positive response. You're trying to build a bridge, not a wall, and it's best to start with a good, basic foundation of "Hi, I'm (your name)" and work from there.
Making people groan and roll their eyes is the best part of pickup lines though. It's the whole reason people tell dad jokes.
This is based off a meme i saw on discord and it's definitely too dark for this website but:
"Are you a emo girl? Because i want to put our heads in the rope together."
I also got another one based off Touhou:
"Damn fellow youkai girl! You've got the entire danmaku back there that no such expert can 1cc it, and those cheeks are so big i wouldn't be able to graze between them or find a gap for them."
"Are you a emo girl? Because i want to put our heads in the rope together."
I also got another one based off Touhou:
"Damn fellow youkai girl! You've got the entire danmaku back there that no such expert can 1cc it, and those cheeks are so big i wouldn't be able to graze between them or find a gap for them."
