Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

everyone who goes to america gets shot

( i couldn’t think of a joke put one here for me )

There was no punch line.
Get it?

Anyway, a femboy, a horse and a ugly bastard Walk into a bar.

they all get a drink and go home

why did the chicken cross the road?

They all were avid teetotalers. (Dammit I was late to that one)

A Frenchman and a Scotsman meet at a crossroads

then a german walks over and they die


how do you stop an arguement between a frenchman and an englishman

Shoot one. If the other one objects, shoot him as well.

Three ducks walk into a bar.

They were delicious.

A baby seal walks(?) into a club.

To get to the other side.

Why do mathematicians not wear ties?

To avod tie-pos

Your mom is so nice she...

…she even tastes sweet.

A priest, a rabbi and a Muslim cleric walk into a bar

and said "ow, that hurt".

Where do sheep do their grocery shopping?

At walmart

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

The sightless stag.

What did the ocean say to the beach?