It doesn't really hurt to be humble. They're some flexes that aren't too bad, but there's just some that aren't really worth mentioning to anyone. I'm sure everyone has heard at least one in their lifespan.

What is the most goofiest flex you have ever heard?

You're free to either simply quote it and say no more or you can give a little story behind it. And if you got a humiliation kink, you can say you're the one that flexed something goofy.

Somewhat disappointed this thread isn't about bara Goofy Goof.

I'll just quote one of my favorite Game Grumps lines.
(Read with a seductive, but very nerdy and nasally voice) "Ladies... I'm 38, live in my parent's basement, and I'm VERY allergic to cheese. Your move..."

ROFL! I'm not sure anyone could top that one.

People online often seem to try and flex on how little sleep they're getting. Aight, go to bed then? Nothing to brag about.

I'll send just a few:

I am a very fast joker, I can throw a joke/flirt/insult very quickly after hearing a few specific words

And I'm also known to be super good at serving in volleyball (setting and hitting too but less)

I have a feeling you didn't understand what this thread is about

What, a thread all about how I've watched the Goofy Movie more than all of you losers? :P

That was done on purpose to show how goofy I am
I am just 4 parallel universes ahead of you

I've memorized the location of every Ring in Metal Harbor from SA2B.

♪After today I'm gonna prove you wrong! I've got it pla-ying on loooop!♪

I could deepthroat nine inches of cock.. kinda silly flex lol:3

Omg so can I! ;P

I wanted to fuck a clown before the clussy was popular.

My indoor slippers are owned by 3 generations(me including)