I saw a thread once where people decided what image one should cum to, but how about a little more?

Title explains most, but I'll go a bit more in depth.

Basically, look at a user's tastes, pick an image they might like and think of a position for the user to cum in. For example;


Optionally, you can also choose audio for them to cum to alongside it or specific optional requests. No bdsm though, or anything that might genuinely be able to harm a user, to not turn away people that like vanilla stuff but mainly so no one gets seriously hurt.

You can share what genitalia you have, if you feel comfortable doing so. This might seem weird to add, but it'd prevent the person below from coming up with a way of climaxing that simply doesn't work with the parts you have down there.

I'll start: regular ol' cock 'n' balls.

(Exactly how I imagined the thread would work! Ignore this message, person below will decide what DaHorniAccnt does, not me.)

(PS: I did that, it was fucking amazing)

(...I sort of expected this thread to be a little more popular)

I'm guessing you have a penis, so...

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Cum to the above post, but in the exact same position, like you are milking yourself.
If you have a plug, or a dildo, you can of course use that too.

Dress the most girly and skimpy outfit you can manage (no underwear), go out at night and politely ask a stranger to make you cum. Before they answer, turn around and poke your butt out, let them decide.

Sadly i don't like feminine stuff nor doing it with strangers, but it sounds hot if you're into it!

Yeah to clarify the 'cum' here means cumming by masturbation. Actual scenarios aren't universally doable. Make sure to take the person's kinks (read from, for instance, their favs) into account and also provide an image

Guessing you also have the good ol clock 'n' dalls

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Cum to the while laying down, naked, against a wall, maybe with cushions for comfort. You've only got to use your hand, spit in that and jerk off, and then just let the cum fly out, no papers towels to cum in.

Will do! I will update you on how it was, I've got a big load comeing~

Can't wait to hear back, if you don't mind write something for me as well to keep the thread alive

(also because uh horny)

Don't wanna reply to my own thread too much, since I do want it to sort of keep itself alive without my interference but

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Cum to this, but only your top half can be naked, only pull your pants and underwear down just enough for it to be comfortable to jack yourself off. Angle your lower half a bit by resting your butt on the wall while the rest of your body lies down, so that you'll cum on your chest (and maybe even your face)

In a JoJo pose

not too sure if this counts as me replying to HornyVirgin because they didn’t really play along, so I guess it gets passed down to op o.o;

We’ve already established you have 2 balls and a bong (if you don’t get that reference, just pretend I said nothing), so maybe try this: Kneel down in your bathtub (if you don’t have a bathtub, do it literally anywhere else) fully naked, get a washcloth or something similar, and gently massage your tip with it as if you’re trying to clean it. If you can, make sure the water’s either cold or warm. Not sure what’s better, I don’t have a dick lmaoo
And if you can, rub an ice cube on your balls and up and down your cock. Hope this works, I don’t have much experience with men ^^;

Can certainly try! Might work in combination with the previous guy's post as his focuses mainly on the stuff after the cum.

This one's gonna pose an interesting challenge for the next guy/gal/anyone-else commenting here, since they have to think about one that doesn't involve having a dong! I'm sure they'll manage

(I'm probably not gonna reply too much with actual chain replies since I want other people to also comment. Also, this doesn't involve pissing on the moon, does it?)

(Update: did both, washing cloth didn't really work for me, though the ice cube was kind of interesting. Melted before the sploodge came out, though)

(Well, thread's gonna die if I don't do anything, so I guess the response comes down to me again)

Alright, so I'm going to send most of your ideas right back at ya, and recommend a bathtub. Take an ice cube and run it over your nipples for a bit, before moving to your clit. There, rub the ice cube over the clit and make it pass by your labia a few times (idk if that'd feel good since idk what having a vagina is like either lmao so if that doesn't work for you just do what feels good.) Lay down, and, if possible, let the icecube melt between your breasts while you rub yourself. If they can't hold the icecube, let it melt on your vagina, before you just rub yourself.