We are settling this.

Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

Standing not risking dropping my hand in the toilet

Since I've the privilege of utilizing mankind's greatest invention after the wheel - the bidet, I wipe sitting down.
I'd recommend it, although public toilets obviously never have that feature. And are shit in general.

I used to stand, but now I sit.

I sit down.

Yes.

First wipe: Sitting down. Don't wanna butterfly that shit.
Second wipe: Standing up. More maneuverability.

I don't, I use a bidet.

Why would you stand up after taking a dookie? Lmao. Gonna get the shit all over your booty cheeks. I wipe sitting & after a few wipes, I stand up.

Bidet are a godsend.

Sitting down, wipe a few times to be sure

Bidet is the best answer.

I wipe in circular and vertical motion is that good?

I try to eat most of it

Sitting down, 2 toilet paper squares each time