Welcome to the (New ‘n Tasty) Cafe! Largely based on the public RP thread made by D2Cool16! As they’ve previously stated:

This is a RP thread for anybody who wants to be involved with a special girl with a special package. Anybody of any gender is welcome to the cafe, any type of sex is allowed. You a dude who wants a threesome with a female and a futa, ITS ALLOWED, Futa and girl, ITS ALLOWED, even straight or non straight sex is completely allowed. Here is the format for creating a character, note you can make a character your character and even make them a futa if they are a regular girl:


Name:
Gender:
Sexuality:
Appearance/ description:
Size: (of dick if your a man, of breasts if a female, and give size of both if a gifted futa)
Kinks:
Limits:


Respect other people's kinks and limits, if you continuously disobey the rules you will be reported, also be careful about quoting people alot because it fills up the page and thats just annoying having to scroll through all that. Most importantly enjoy your stay!

Oh also, you can fuck anywhere and anytime.

didn't you just make a thread that is JUST like this earlier today?

Sigh, I was told to make a new one by other people cuz reviving threads isn’t cool

I was told by this fella named Blargonator: “Futa is a popular sub genre. If you make a new thread you'll probably get takers. The downside to an old thread like this is that it'll probably be deleted once a mod spot it.”

Soo… I did…

I personally wouldn't rely on blarg for advice. But if you want too, go ahead.

(Well, if I go bankrupt, it’s fine… hopefully someone cares a little about this…)

By gosh, he's right! What could I of all people possibly know about public RP. Aside from the fact my thread passed 10k replies. Definitely don't know what I'm talking about.

/S


As for OP, good luck! I would consider joining, myself, but with Tears of the Kingdom still being new, I'm focused on that and my own thread.

Ooooh i'm quite interested in joining!

Big kudos for an Oddworld reference for the title. Don't listen to the hater; people who wanna RP will join and people who don't care can just stay out.

I'll rp with you guys

Name: Lexi
Gender: Futa
Sexuality: Loves other futas (lexi is into both: sucking/fucking and get sucked/fucked), and loves girls too
Appearance/ description: Blonde hair, pigtails, blue eyes, big tits, big ass, bossy/cheeky/bratty, wears mostly schoolgirl-uniforms or bikinis/swim-suits
Size: 5 inches cute futa-dick with huge balls (and a massive cumload)
Kinks: handjobs, blowjobs, facials, eye contact, blowbang, gangbang, group sex, futa x futa, futa x female, dirty talk
Limits: death, vore, vomit, gore, scat, foot-sex
Here two pics of her:
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4933917
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5435722
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4224896
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5027844

So is someone here?~
*I place myself on a chair besides the bar table from the cafe. Wearing a schoolgirl-uniform with a short mini-skirt.*

I'd love to roleplay here! I'll get to making a character right away. Also, oddworld reference, nice.

Name: Percy

Gender: despite very much looking like a woman, he does, in fact, indentify as male.
Sexuality: pan, though has a preference for futas he doesn't like to admit.

Appearance/ description: Very British, small glasses resting on his nose most of the time. He tends to wear long red coats and an every day modern dress, as well as high heels. He's a bit different from what most imagine a 'femboy' being, and doesn't really think of himself as such. His hair is in an asymetrical curly pixie cut, and he wears earrings. It's easy to confuse him for a woman, but when he starts speaking it's often very apparent that he's not, though his voice is very flamboyant. His body is fairly slim.

Size: His penis is slightly above average length, but not by much. Curiously enough, his chest is closer to that of a small-breasted, flat-ish woman, and he wears a tight sports bra to hide that.

Kinks: Most. Switches between top or bottom, and being praised turns him on. Very much a fan of pleasing multiple people at once (as a bottom), but tries to not bring that up to uphold his own flawed perception of decency.

Limits: the usual scat, gore and also painplay.


Percy sat at a table, with a bit of a 'resting bitch' face. He considered himself to be above this sort of place, yet here he was. "I was just hungry, and this was the place closest by", he rationalises to himself. He opened the menu, picking his order, occaisionally looking out from the window.

*I keep sitting on the chair besides the bar table, hoping to meet some other futas or girls. I´m gonna drink a cold drink in the meantime while i look around the place.*
Hmm~...

Name: Sammy
Gender: male
Sexuality: pan
Appearance/ description: An athletic guy in his mid twenties. He usually wears tight, quite revealing clothes. He has spikey blond hair, a square jaw, shaves face and wears glasses. After a day in the office he likes to unwind in the futa cafe.
Size: very small dick
Kinks: loves to compare dicks with futas and coming up short. would love to double team a women together with a futa
Limits: the usual scat, gore, rape and also painplay.

Hmm? *As i keep drinking, i look over to the new girl that enters the cafe.*
Good evening cutie, how are you? *I ask with a naughty smile as i offer you a drink besides me on the bar table.*