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Some of you probably noticed me getting bi curious lately. Figured I make a thread to indulge even more openly.
The big question I want to get to is what male/female couples do you want to have a threesome with?

Keep in mind that while these characters don’t need to be officially dating in canon, they do need to be characters who hang out with each other regularly at the very least. So, that means no crossovers and no crack pairings.

I’ll share my initial choice as an example.

I would like to have a threesome with 2B & 9S. Whether it’s me and 9S spit roasting 2B or making out and fondling 2B while 9S sucks me off, I want to go at it all night with them. 2B is just a gorgeous, kinky lady that anyone who’s into women would be lucky to have.
And if 9S is all dolled up like this: rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7606867

Then I will happily make sweet love to that femboy

Bump

As for me, I wonder what an orgy aboard the Normandy is like.

Where’s that from?

French ocean liner, launched 1935, seized by the US in 1942, during retrofitting to a troop ship it caught fire and capsized at the dock in New York City, then was scrapped.

She made 139 transatlantic crossings. Her interior was decorated in a "streamline moderne" style by one of the originators of the Art Deco movement, and she was said to be quite luxurious.

I've see porn from that period including threesomes and orgies and things worked then just as they do now, the only differences being shiny and rigid hairstyles and clunkier underwear to have to fight your way out of. That being said, having a big, nasty moresome in a sleek & chic streamline moderne-decorated space would be a cool and memorable experience.

A colorized photo of one of the Normandie's first class suites-
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First class bedroom on the Normandie-
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Thanks for answering that, I’m surprised I didn’t recognize the name sooner. But now the thread is getting off topic already.
What would your choice be for the initial question?

I've genuinely been trying to think of one. Not many straight couples in fiction appeal to me, as it's usually a case of one being hot and the other being a hot mess.

I can only come up with two possibilities right now, but I might have more later:

1. Earl Hickey and Joy Darville Hickey from My Name Is Earl.

Earl is frighteningly like me in many ways, not least being looks, and Joy is crazy and mean but buck wild in the sack so that's a guaranteed good time.

2. Darnell "Crab Man" Turner and Joy Darville Hickey Turner from My Name Is Earl.

Darnell is very good looking, has an ultra-cool laid-back personality, a body that won't quit, and you can just look at him and tell he'd smell like a mixture of weed and patchouli, an aroma I like very much, so I'm down with that three-way too.

I'd prefer a threeway with me, Earl, and Darnell, but you said it had to be a straight couple so that's all I've got at the moment.

There's that, but I was referring to a different Normandy, the starship in the Mass Effect trilogy developed by Systems Alliance and the Turian Hierarchy that served as your character's base of operations.

Link and Zelda all day every day

I knew you would.

Yeah, definitely no surprises there. Of course I didn't exactly step outside my own preference box much with my entries, either.

Don’t be so down on yourself, lol

I'm not down on myself, just making an observation. The two women I've always found most attractive are Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and Peggy Bundy. Elvira is perpetually single or at least you never see her boyfriend du jour, and Al Bundy doesn't do a thing for me.

Okay, so my first choice is any straight romantic pairing with either male or female Shepard in Mass Effect (which should explain the Normandy orgy I said earlier), but I've also thought of John Carter and Dejah Thoris in the Barsoom series, and Conan the Barbarian and Red Sonja in the Hyborian Age franchise.